Tuesday, 6 July 2010

Somebody get this man a chauffeur!



George, The People's Poof, has got to July this year before his annual traffic incident. There must be lots of sober young men out there willing to drive his car, surely? Hell, I'd drive him around myself.

13 comments:

Electro-Kevin said...

The crash usually involves a rear-end shunt.

Raedwald said...

Sigh. On gay pride day, too.

If George would just stop smoking that ghastly Skunk and liberate his inner self with some old-fashioned fragrant and crumbly Red Leb, some sticky Afghan Black or even the superb hash oil we used to get from time to time in the early '80s he'd find life much more fulfilling.

(as an ex-puffer)

Scrobs... said...

Well he doesn't get a lot of practice these days does he.

lilith said...

A hit and run Kev?

Raedwald, that stuff was JUST as strong as anything is now :-) What I don't get about Skunk is why it is grown by the Vietnamese. Why the Vietnamese? Why not German Hippies, or Californian Geeks? Why the Vietnamese?

Scrobs, he keeps trying, but guilty feet have got no rhythm.

The Lakelander said...

Still, if you're going to make a habit of crashing your car as often as he does, a Range Rover is the ideal choice of vehicle.

Just hope their aren't any pedestrians around the next time...

lilith said...

He's done quite well at not maiming anyone, in spite of it all, hasn't he Lakes? I think he probably drives at 3mph and dozes off at traffic lights....

The Lakelander said...

I think he was doing rather more than 3 mph when he had his crash last summer.

Just look at the photos

I've never actually seen a wheel ripped off a Range Rover before!

the beast of clerkenwell said...

Sometimes when the credit card bills arrive I wonder If I shouldnt just wander up to the heath and let George smoke the one eyed beast as I film him

lilith said...

That's pretty impressive Lakes! They seem to flip pretty easily though :-(

Go on Beast, you know you want to ;-)

idle said...

Why you didn't title this post Careless Driver beats me.

-eve- said...

Mmm yes... delicious. didn't recognize him at first, but he doesn't look very much different from Wham days? that must be an early pic... :-)

lilith said...

"Careless driver beats me"?

You need to keep up with contemporary culture a little more, Idle :-)

lilith said...

Wasn't he a big haired poppet, Eve? I think that is a really old photo. I have a few of Elby dotted around the house aged 20 something...reminds me that he had hair :-)