Otium cum dignitate.
If you close your eyes to nearly shut, and stare at that picture for three minutes, imagining that the signs are green, not orange; you can see that it is in fact a surreal depiction of Kermit!I can't otherwise see anything wrong with the layout of the lamp posts, or the traffic lights.Am I missing something...
Scrobbers, go to the bottom of the class! (But take a sweet from the jar anyway :-))
In Poland astra is car for homosexual. Metody never has took the phalus of a man into his odbyt. Metody is aware this plays a role in Italian sexuality. However, the ratio of sex analnego is different, and in cold countries, this form of sexy is most prohibited. Rectum is wery regarded as part of body as a subject of taboo.My friend Wiktor Potocki is in Sieradz prison now already for 11 year, and has odbyt like old pink rubber glove. This makes it so difficult to keep in his movements that he may not watch comedy film, and for sure not any thriller such as Hitchcock's 'Rear Windows'.Real man drive wery big car such as Ford Taurus or Opel Manta. VW Rabbit is also car of ponces.
Metody, I am sorry to hear about your friend's problems. Would be Astra drivers can't spell either, it seems.
There some dummies for sure.
If the salesman is as numerate as he is literate then I'm sure that car was a bargain.
How many of your suitors have sat here screwing up their eyes until they look like Bert Kwouk, then realise that Scrobs is 100% right and claims the hand of the delightful Lils...
Too late Scrobs. Any who think otherwise - especially deviant Poles - will get short thrift. Or worse:-)
Er, short shrift, I think, Elby? Short thrift is another problem.
Short shrift? Is this like drawing the short straw? Metody is thinking Lil seem most fragrant and not last chance minger. Is it translation error?But dear Elderly it is not Lil who has Metody's eye, but that of daughter. Would Elderly have Metody as son in law, this would be fine I am thinking.
Also then Lil would be mother to Metody! In my willich men are not weened till fifty years of age. Would this be alright for Lil? I have Polish nipple guard.
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER METODY.
One's dream car. As the RAF have it: Per Ardua ad Astra..... (although I must admit I have no idea who makes the Ardua)
I had an Astra once. It ran out of petrol on the Kingston Bypass.They do that; Astras.BTW Elby - of course I'm too late, I'm always bloody late, and this is no exception!Sometimes I've been so late that I've met people going off to work the next day, while I'm still on the previous day.
Hope you're having a nice hol, Lils. Bit surprised you want Metody to pull himself more but ok. Good car the Astra. Shame about the spelling and grammar. How is the motorhome project?
It does however have remarkable handling qualities, Just like our Lil on Honeymoon (+:
Absolute nonsense Jeremy. The Astra has no such thing. Ask Scrobs if he cared about handling qualities on the Kingston Bypass.This particular holiday is exhausting. It involves playing valet/chauffeur/key witness/CEO of planning in my daughter's dizzy life.... Whilst she sprays mobile phones about the countryside....
She has lost another one??????I think she lost two chez Fawkes.Wtf does she do with them?Could be worse, Eve keeps accidentaly killing patients.She also gave one a hardon the other week, panicked and had to run away.
Mr de Clerkenwell, need I remind you that they were both found again! I've only ever lost two (unrecovered). One was whilst in a room full of duvets. The other was whilst tidying my room. I like to think that there are morals to the story.
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