Otium cum dignitate.
Is this what they meant on the news when they said Broad had lovely figures in the afternoon session?Or that Jimmy Anderson swings it both ways?Or that Cook is okay on the leg but tends to tickle things outside his off stump?Etc... Now, back to the game. We mustn't get carried away, but there are reasons to be optimistic....
No Idle, mustn't get carried away :-)
I agree with Idle 3 Poofs with too much pomade.I prefer the Taliban.Huge beards (WG Grace) an AK47 and they enjoy a fight without having a cry about it afterwards. How have we ,the nation that once ruled the world ended up with homos like that shower representing us?
Now Beast, don't talk about our young cricketers like that. Mr Broad is 6'5.5". Sadly, he is blond. And a child. But otherwise he is top totty.
Ooh I say!The one on the right needs a long bat, obviously. But you're right, Lils they are children. Now if Idle, Elby and... no they'd never do it. Even after a free bar and few chorus's of 'Delilah'.
They can pack fudge for all I care as long as they secure the little urn.
Beast,Problem with the Taliban is that they are shit at cricket...
Pip, Idle and Elby have legs. Serious legs. I'm a bit of a leg woman myself, probably because my own thighs are 3 inches long...but perhaps if we win the little urn and get them full of cider we could get them to do the can-can...
A free bar? Of course I'd do it. But don't ask me to say anything during the show because I'll be pulling the gut in and trying to accentuate the pecs.
Lils, serious legs indeed. We have evidence that he's got a gorgeous bod and he's fretting over it! Dear Idle, you have nothing to worry about. (*De Niro*) Nothing!Every married man shouldn't look too lean, he should look... cared for :-)Anyway I've been boning up on cricket and I now understand what LBW means - your innings end when your ball hits your leg.
I didn't get all this comment when I showed a picture of my little legs.You girls are all leggist.And also you said a rude word early this morning Pips!
Iders, did you ever read 'Tales from a Long Room', by Peter Tinniswood?Tears of laughter on every page!Lils/Pips, you'd love it too...
Did I, Scrobs? I thought I'd taken all of them out :-/ Tush, I'm not leggist. But there are rules about lusting after you pictured as a child. That sort of thing is not in my sexual compass. But if you'd like to join Idle in getting drunk and then naked I promise you that you will have my undivided attention. No, really.What say you, Lils?As I've been celibate for nearly 8 years (well over 10 if you count anything worth having in the pleasure stakes) then I hope you will all donate to the therapy I'm going to need afterwards.
Scrobs, I was so taken with your smile that I never noticed your legs...I was celibate for years too Pip, and my garage mechanic told me to "watch out or it would heal over."
Too late, Lils - I had the surgery.
Mr ElbyThose RPGs are damn hard to bat awayBrother pashtun plays a hard game.
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