Sunday, 12 April 2009

Damien McBride




I can't believe this man is only 33. He looks 53. Why would the Righteous McBRuin have a total booze hound for advice?

Fabulous interview with Dolly and Gorgeous George via Iain Dale here

11 comments:

Calfy said...

33...my next boyfriend will be older than that...

mutleythedog said...

he makes me look healthy and young - he is an obvious and revolting alcoholic....

Blue Eyes said...

33!?! He has been working for Brown for the best part of a decade which means that he must have started straight out of Uni. Which means that his experience of the productive sector is what, exactly?

No wonder these guys can't see the bigger picture.

electro-kevin said...

You get the face and body you deserve.

(Calfy must be an angel.)

Scrobs said...

Exactly Lils and, eerily, Blues has posted almost word for word what I was going to say.

McBride's pension must be building up quite nicely by now too...

Raedwald said...

The man's one deep-fried Mars Bar away from a heart attack. Brown prolly feels comfortable surrounded by broken-veined suet puddings stinking of last night's debauch. It's an ethnic thing.

Philipa said...

A bloated result of much alcohol consumption methinks. 33? Inside leg maybe.

And on the subject of ample inside legs I saw this and thought of Mr. Elby.

Mr Elby, Sir, if you happen to read this I'm so pleased we share a mutual acquaintance as your posting your opinions on public websites would have encouraged me to address you by your published personal identifier rather than your family name. A heinous social crime to your generation I am now aware of. If I see you both in the street or chance to walk through the same door together then I look forward to greeting you properly; Mr Elby. And my heart dances at the prospect of discussing the price of muslin with your good lady.

Hi Calfy, you look younger every day.

The Old Tarf said...

Hey, I look positively Healthy compared to Him.

He is what those in the medical field used to call a Red Bloater.

Nick Drew said...

half the people I met in Moscow when stationed there in the '90's had faces like that

they were boozers on an heroic scale - special training, they'd had, according to local lore

lilith said...

Mutley, I am so glad. You should go to the same parties and stand next to him.

Blue Eyes, nothing to recommend him at all.

You smoothie, E-K, but you are right.

Scrobs, it boils my piss as they say in these parts.


Raedwald, it is a familiar look in certain parts of Westminster and Scotland.

Pip, he probably drinks Special Brew for breakfast.

Of course you do Old Tarf. This guy has worked hard to look like that. Special training as Nick says.

fleetofworlds said...

I was 36 last month and while out in Brighton the other night GOT ASKED FOR ID. I nearly died of joy.

I compered a game of 'guess how old McBride is' in the office and the lowest guess was in the high 40s.