33!?! He has been working for Brown for the best part of a decade which means that he must have started straight out of Uni. Which means that his experience of the productive sector is what, exactly?
No wonder these guys can't see the bigger picture.
The man's one deep-fried Mars Bar away from a heart attack. Brown prolly feels comfortable surrounded by broken-veined suet puddings stinking of last night's debauch. It's an ethnic thing.
A bloated result of much alcohol consumption methinks. 33? Inside leg maybe.
And on the subject of ample inside legs I saw this and thought of Mr. Elby.
Mr Elby, Sir, if you happen to read this I'm so pleased we share a mutual acquaintance as your posting your opinions on public websites would have encouraged me to address you by your published personal identifier rather than your family name. A heinous social crime to your generation I am now aware of. If I see you both in the street or chance to walk through the same door together then I look forward to greeting you properly; Mr Elby. And my heart dances at the prospect of discussing the price of muslin with your good lady.
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33...my next boyfriend will be older than that...
he makes me look healthy and young - he is an obvious and revolting alcoholic....
33!?! He has been working for Brown for the best part of a decade which means that he must have started straight out of Uni. Which means that his experience of the productive sector is what, exactly?
No wonder these guys can't see the bigger picture.
You get the face and body you deserve.
(Calfy must be an angel.)
Exactly Lils and, eerily, Blues has posted almost word for word what I was going to say.
McBride's pension must be building up quite nicely by now too...
The man's one deep-fried Mars Bar away from a heart attack. Brown prolly feels comfortable surrounded by broken-veined suet puddings stinking of last night's debauch. It's an ethnic thing.
A bloated result of much alcohol consumption methinks. 33? Inside leg maybe.
And on the subject of ample inside legs I saw this and thought of Mr. Elby.
Mr Elby, Sir, if you happen to read this I'm so pleased we share a mutual acquaintance as your posting your opinions on public websites would have encouraged me to address you by your published personal identifier rather than your family name. A heinous social crime to your generation I am now aware of. If I see you both in the street or chance to walk through the same door together then I look forward to greeting you properly; Mr Elby. And my heart dances at the prospect of discussing the price of muslin with your good lady.
Hi Calfy, you look younger every day.
Hey, I look positively Healthy compared to Him.
He is what those in the medical field used to call a Red Bloater.
half the people I met in Moscow when stationed there in the '90's had faces like that
they were boozers on an heroic scale - special training, they'd had, according to local lore
Mutley, I am so glad. You should go to the same parties and stand next to him.
Blue Eyes, nothing to recommend him at all.
You smoothie, E-K, but you are right.
Scrobs, it boils my piss as they say in these parts.
Raedwald, it is a familiar look in certain parts of Westminster and Scotland.
Pip, he probably drinks Special Brew for breakfast.
Of course you do Old Tarf. This guy has worked hard to look like that. Special training as Nick says.
I was 36 last month and while out in Brighton the other night GOT ASKED FOR ID. I nearly died of joy.
I compered a game of 'guess how old McBride is' in the office and the lowest guess was in the high 40s.
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