A dog walker from Somerset today found the British Economy languishing in woods by a river.
Ms Lilith P. Stuff said "I can't say I was surprised. I am still in shock all the same...the dog ran up to it barking madly and I realised then that all hope was lost. I hear the driver, Mr G Ignominious Brown, leapt clear before impact, having looted the gold"
Michael Fallon: and how is he a eurosce