Taoism
Shit happens
Buddhism
If shit happens, it isn't really shit
Hinduism
This shit has happened before.
Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism
Shit happens because you deserve it
Protestantism
Let shit happen to somebody else.
Judaism
Why does shit always happen to us?
Anon
Sunday, 30 March 2008
Sunday, 23 March 2008
17/F/UK
***Guest Post***
OMG LOL HAI
I'm Lilith's daughter*
and mama requested that I do her a guest blog.
Unfortunately, dear reader and comradely webfodder, informed, intelligent and interesting as I am I cannot imagine any of my unrequested girlish opinions would be remotely appreciated by you.
If You wish to prove me right then get away now, if You have any questions pour moi then comment with them. (Anyhow you have a responsibility to comment as you have read thus far.)
Ask Lil' Lil
I can ♥ tell you all her secrets. Or ♥ diatribe on the state of the education system. Or ♥ babysit (£4.50-£7 an hour [plus transport fees], depending on no. of offspring and extent of duties). I lodge in London far from mutti's watchful eye (and the genitor's) and do teenager-y things, and I read alot, and I sometimes go to college to study classical Greek, Hitler and Gothic Lit., and discourse on the same things everyone does. I like films, particularly horror films and 40s rom coms. My favourite directors are probably Cronenberg, Hitchcock, the Coen brothers, Powell and Pressberger, Zefferelli and possibly Tarantino. Discuss?
It's holidays and I've lost my wallet so am stuck at home....hence will answer any question, whatever topic. I'd like to keep it 17/F/UK related though. Not that I will get any questions.
Hang loose buddies eksoheks
* I prefer to think that my birth mother was in fact a seperate schizophrenic facet to the diamond that Lilith sparkles from, as being daughter of a high priestess of the goddess who blogs pictures of tattooed genitalia infers...responsibilities...:S
OMG LOL HAI
I'm Lilith's daughter*
and mama requested that I do her a guest blog.
Unfortunately, dear reader and comradely webfodder, informed, intelligent and interesting as I am I cannot imagine any of my unrequested girlish opinions would be remotely appreciated by you.
If You wish to prove me right then get away now, if You have any questions pour moi then comment with them. (Anyhow you have a responsibility to comment as you have read thus far.)
Ask Lil' Lil
I can ♥ tell you all her secrets. Or ♥ diatribe on the state of the education system. Or ♥ babysit (£4.50-£7 an hour [plus transport fees], depending on no. of offspring and extent of duties). I lodge in London far from mutti's watchful eye (and the genitor's) and do teenager-y things, and I read alot, and I sometimes go to college to study classical Greek, Hitler and Gothic Lit., and discourse on the same things everyone does. I like films, particularly horror films and 40s rom coms. My favourite directors are probably Cronenberg, Hitchcock, the Coen brothers, Powell and Pressberger, Zefferelli and possibly Tarantino. Discuss?
It's holidays and I've lost my wallet so am stuck at home....hence will answer any question, whatever topic. I'd like to keep it 17/F/UK related though. Not that I will get any questions.
Hang loose buddies eksoheks
* I prefer to think that my birth mother was in fact a seperate schizophrenic facet to the diamond that Lilith sparkles from, as being daughter of a high priestess of the goddess who blogs pictures of tattooed genitalia infers...responsibilities...:S
Thursday, 13 March 2008
Saturday, 8 March 2008
Monday, 3 March 2008
Groovy Afghan Instrument
Well, we have been at war with Afghanistan/The Taliban for a while now and I have only today discovered the RABAB
Why don't we buy the poppies, make loads of medical grade morphine (of which there is a global shortage) and just let the Afghanis get on with their lives? Seems to me the quickest way to defeat the Taliban.
Why don't we buy the poppies, make loads of medical grade morphine (of which there is a global shortage) and just let the Afghanis get on with their lives? Seems to me the quickest way to defeat the Taliban.
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