This is closer to reality than one might think. Osama was, famously, a member of White's club in St James's. Called himself Harry bin Laden. He was quite popular for a wog, but that was when he was mujahideen and on 'our' side against the ruskies.
He would hate it that we thought of him as a wobbling-headed underwear manufacturer from Rawalpindi, barely capable of uttering sense in the Queen's English.
Mr Idle As you know full well, the average wog loves nothing more than vast amounts of alcohol, whoring, drug abuse and a spot of intrigue combined with mindless violence. NO WONDER THE HOONS ALL WANT TO COME AND LIVE HERE
:-) I am sure this is funny because it is only a hoon-hair away from reality. Hard to imagine Harry at Whites, Idle; somehow that gem had passed me by.
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Excellent!
hillarious...great one...
have a happy new year lilith!!!
Ha ha ha!
Very funny Lils - nearly by Python that one...!
This is closer to reality than one might think. Osama was, famously, a member of White's club in St James's. Called himself Harry bin Laden. He was quite popular for a wog, but that was when he was mujahideen and on 'our' side against the ruskies.
He would hate it that we thought of him as a wobbling-headed underwear manufacturer from Rawalpindi, barely capable of uttering sense in the Queen's English.
pip pip, lil, and happy New Year.
Mr Idle
As you know full well, the average wog loves nothing more than vast amounts of alcohol, whoring, drug abuse and a spot of intrigue combined with mindless violence.
NO WONDER THE HOONS ALL WANT TO COME AND LIVE HERE
Hi Lilith - what a nice way to start the week. Tres agreable! Encore...
What Mr Idle said is true - the vast majority of people in the middle east speak far better English than the current lot of natives do.
Happy New Year
:-) I am sure this is funny because it is only a hoon-hair away from reality. Hard to imagine Harry at Whites, Idle; somehow that gem had passed me by.
Nomad, I hope you are somewhere warm and sunny.
Lil - Yup, you got that right! Currently slightly overcast, and just over 90*F. Suitsme right down to my floppy sandals...
Thank you made my day. A little like some of the old Monty Python sketches.
Happy New Year to you and your family. Give a pet to Pig as well.
Excellent! Monty Python weeps with nostalgia :-D
Happy New Year *waves*
Glad to bring cheer Old Tarf!
Happy New Year to you too Pip, may your neighbours buy headphones and 2009 bring you health and peace.
Brilliant.
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