Monday, 28 July 2008

Our Leader

I have been so mean to Gordon Brown I thought I would upload a few happy photos of him...

How about this for a statesman-like pout?


Here he is talking to young offenders, taking a tough line with them.


Here he is making Jacquie Smith laugh uproariously


Here he is encouraging us all to do more sport


Here he is reacting to the Glasgow East byelection result


Here he shows his love of the meek, and is mentoring a disadvantaged individual who can only manage half a NuLabour Smile.



This last shows Gordon as a happy child with father. Notice how Gordon's big brother ducks away from his spiritual and noble father. See what a relaxed little darling Gordon was, how excited he was to have his photo taken, pictured on the left.


Update H/T Lakelander

And here he is encouraging "Midnight Football" fnar, fnar


It is obvious what a great statesman we have running the country, he doesn't look a bit mad when he smiles.

30 comments:

The Lakelander said...

Lilith,

Being a fair-minded sort of person, what conclusions might you draw from this photo of Gordon?

Scroblene said...

Hi Lils - yer right; I do feel unwell now...

Doesn't that twit Millipede look like Obama these days; is he expecting something?

Also, the tennis pic is a classic for 'New Balls please...'

Lilith said...

OOOh Lakes...I would say Gordon's got Midnight Football on his mind...

Lilith said...

It's very strange how they all morph, Scroblene. That IS Obama.

New Balls Please! Classic indeed :-)

Philipa said...

The picture of him as a child explains much doesn't it? I loved: "Here he shows his love of the meek, and is mentoring a disadvantaged individual who can only manage half a NuLabour Smile" Excellent :-)

Nick Drew said...

and what do we feel it must be like to have this visog thrust at us with the words

and what's your name, little girl ?

??

fleetofworlds said...

Go(r)d, he gives me the creeps...

wrinkled weasel said...

No. madam, he does nothing but smile: yourladyship were best to have some guard about you, if
he come; for, sure, the man is tainted in's wits.

Lilith said...

Tragic, isn't it Pip? They both look like they just got a wallop from Pa.

Nick that IS TERRIFYING......(great poem :-))

Fleet, not just the creeps but insomnia, especiallly after Nick's pic.


WW...Why! This is very midsummer madness! (Do you think someone told him that Carla Bruni was hot for him? Could explain the lunging snog..)

Philipa said...

it was the bogey eating that revolted me the most. Gross-out.

The Old Tarf said...

Well the only Picture that actually resembled Him was the Black and
White.

I need to get some Tums, as I now have acid reflux from looking at his smiley face ( or was it his Ass) with Brown it is hard to tell the difference.

grumpy granny said...

Lilith: 2 consecutive posting about dogs is quite enough. Please don't do it again.

mutleythedog said...

I have been wondering who he reminds me of and its Alan Bstard!!

hatfield girl said...

If you aren't in the top ten political blogs I shall stop believing in Iain Dale's sense of fairness, L.

fuchsia groan said...

It is amazing how many political commentators invite us to feel sorry for Gordon in his times of woe. Me, I think hanging, drawing and quartering is too good for him.

Philipa said...

Thought this might make you laugh, Lil, from Newmania:

True, women occupy many low paid part time jobs, but they are also pouring into the professions , outperforming men academically, and soon , no doubt , financially

Crikey wouldn't that be a bad thing? I wonder what can be done to stop those dreadful dreadful women? It all started when we got the vote. And then women wanted to go to university and to be paid the same money as a man for doing the same job! I mean, how WRONG is that? Obviously the start of the slippery slope in destroying the married family and the David Lean peaceful society that men very kindly gave us all and we wantonly threw away. Along with religion.

I'm going to get me to a nunnery and apply my cilice.

idle said...

Asked for a comment, GayGordo said: " Ah'm just getting on wi' the job, filling ma nappy and riding ma rockinhorse like wee Willie Carson on methamphetine"

Lilith said...

So sorry to make you all feel unwell. Nick's photo is the scariest.

Fuchsia, soaking him in Ariel Automatic for a few hours ought to sort him out....The Housewife's Choice for those stubborn stains and munching on organic matter...I never use it for laundry, just cleaning the patio..or for getting oily rags clean.

Lilith said...

Mutley, you inhabit a parallel universe :-)

HG, you are too kind ;-) My thoughts about YOUR blog exactly!

Lilith said...

Pip, it IS happening. Went to see my babe's solicitor today. More than half the partners and associates and solicitors are women. A good two thirds, I'd say.

Newmania can be slightly er, provocative? :-)

Lilith said...

Idle.....Enduring image.

electro-kevin said...

Yes - the black and white photo.

Very sad...

No wonder smiling is so unnatural for the puir wee chappie.

What a contrast to the Grinning Jackanapes (Blair)? One a product of vanity the other of familiar dysfunction - two different expressions, yet each are a cheek from the same arse.

Lilith said...

Hello there E-K! I was just thinking "Blair knew, they all knew, yet they inflicted Brown on the nation..."

-eve- said...

*Chuckles*
The pic of him as a kid is the best... that scowl...lol

Lilith said...

It's a shocker isn't it Eve!

Tuscan Tony said...

Lils, me dear girl, can you put a health warning before presenting these images to an unsustpecting public, or at least suggest the gentle reader sit down and take a few aspirin before viewage.

Wrinkled Weasel said...

I am doing a bit of blogging again myself. Please pop in if you have time.

Weas.

Newmania said...

Well blow me !
Phillipa has been dissing me in this nest of feminism. I am not that fussed about Brown one way or another as a human being , as a politician I cannot stand him. With Blair it was both.

Philipa said...

..and Newms your first reaction is to say 'blow me ! '

typical!

Thud said...

Just another nulabour commie arse bandit..plenty of them it seems.