Friday, 4 July 2008

It's Official

We are stealing Iraq's oil

16 comments:

Scroblene said...

The English (and Welsh), used to be accused of 'stealing' Scotland's oil!

I don't mind giving them some back, as long as we can also give them back Gordon Brown and his hopeless group of nobodies.

'Oinkers' the lot of 'em!

Lilith said...

Do you think the Iraqi's might be prepared to take Blair too?

Did you see my Joe Cocker post Scrobs?

Lilith said...

Scroblene, I am worried. Pig peed on me this morning. Do you think he has lost respect for me? Or do you think it might have been something to do with reading Modo's comments out in Pig's hearing?

electro-kevin said...

Get Pig a tripple-filled marrow fat bone from Sainsbury's - instant respeck !

Iraq - well there's a surprise.

As it happens I can stomache procurement of scarce resources much more readily than I can regime change over a clash of ideology - total tosh.

electro-kevin said...

Yes - I do have feminist friends ..

... I hope.

(relating to another post)

Scroblene said...

Lils,

I'm so sorry, I missed it! (The Joe Cocker post that is). He had a voice which resembled a can-opener trying to eat a greenhouse...

Woodstock - aaaaah...saw it in a High St Ken cinema with a girl who wasn't really into rock music, but laughed at the muddy bits.

My favourite has to be CSN and Y doing 'Woodstock', which is still a classic imho.

Scroblene said...

Lils; Pig doing that is a sign of affection of course, he's just marking out his territory, just like the rest of us...

I would think that Modo has a lot to answer for though, especially as he's knee deep in nappies at the moment! That's where it all comes from I surmise...

Lilith said...

I suspect Pig is a bit of a chauvanist, E-K :-) Elby was out at the time, I sat down on my bed to get dressed and he jumped up behind me and peed on my back. Luckily it was caught in my dressing gown and didn't go anywhere else. He knew immediately that he'd screwed up though...

Of course you have feminist friends E-K. But I had absolutely nothing to do with the construction of the welfare state I can assure you. I would do things very differently. For a start I would put single mothers needing housing and child care in large shared houses that had to be rented or bought so everyone would get to work and look after their kids and not be isolated or so vulnerable to crap men. Women together are empowered. Women isolated with their kiddies in tower blocks on the dole are not. :-)

Lilith said...

I love Neil, Scrobs. I just love him. Joe is big in NZ.

Modo has so much to answer for it is no wonder he generally keeps quiet.

Lilith said...

correction to E-K reply, "women together CAN mean personal empowerment for them, whereas isolation in a tower block is highly unlikely to"

idle said...

"Joe is big in NZ" - for some reason reminded me that Norman Wisdom is considered a god in Albania.

I'm all for sharing Iraq's oil with Westerners. Iraqis should feel free to help themselves to Belgium in return.

The Pig is probably going through a Harry Enfield Kevin moment, all puberty and zits.

Scroblene said...

Lils - He's great isn't he!

Just for you - my favourite...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBunFQYzqxw

Lilith said...

Idle that's what I figured. It was too much for him when I slipped my Tony Soprano style robe off my shoulders....Piss and vinegar, he is all.

There's a thort about Belgium :-)

Lilith said...

Oh Scrobs you big softee! This is my current fave, though it changes all the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v5E27Fp59c&feature=related

Not that I condone gun violence towards loved ones, just that I love a bit of gnarly guitar, and Neil Young is Mr Gnarly Guitar.

Scroblene said...

Fantastic Lils!

Right, I'm setting the alsrm for all the other ones tomorrow - like early that is!

Lilith said...

check out "let's impeach the president" Scrobs. He's still a rebel. And he was so hot in 1971!