Saturday, 28 June 2008

Someone finally sews up Wendy Alexander's Mouth



Poor Wendy was forced to resign today when the last two or three members of the Labour Party pinned her down and superglued her lips together.



37 comments:

45govt said...

That is the most flattering picture I have ever seen of the deep-sea monster.

Lilith said...

It's rather soothing, 45, don't you think? Even if the palliative is only short lasting...

Crushed said...

Has she resigned then?

I wondered how long it would go in for.

I don't much like her brother, to be honest.

The Beast Of Clerkenwell said...

She has a mouth like a cats arse(+;

Scroblene said...

Beast! As I may have bored you before, *Mash* has that sentiment in my favourite line of all times - per Corporal Klinger...

"If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwqards...!"

Sorry to be sooooo rude Lils, seeing such dreadful politicians enduring their day of grief just makes me leap up and down like a whirling Dervish...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! - bloody bastard lying sponging arseholes - the lot of them...

(Back on floor now; feeling slightly foxed...)

Scroblene said...

BTW, on a serious note, have you tried posting on Fleeter's site lately?

One has to pass an 'O' level in 'advanced looking at a screen in a bemused fashion while nursing a small (large) tincture of local produce - well, Australian Chardonnay actually'...

As you seem to know these things, I hope you don't mind me asking.

Lilith said...

Fleeters is an ubergeek methinkes Scrobs. I have to wave my barcode at the screen before i can log on with my pin number when commenting there...

I like it when you are rude. Love the Mash quote.

Lilith said...

Beast if she has a mouth like a cat's arse, shouldn't it be :o+ ?

electro-kevin said...

Hideous woman.

Great post.

electro-kevin said...

Thanks for your support against the troll.

Lilith said...

Ha Ha Kev your troll gets it so wrong! Why don't they spend their time tracking down proper cunts? Cos they'd only have to look in the mirror?

Daisy said...

do you have the name of the seamstress? there are a few in america i would like to...well...you know :)

Tuscan Tony said...

The Tuscan finds the girly in No. 3 pic *strangely* attractive. Does this mean he is on the wrong meds, again?

Lilith said...

You can't help falling for that Monica Lewinsky look, can you now TT?

Lilith said...

Daisy, I am Sparticus! We can't track down the seamstress as everyone wants to claim credit.

Tuscan Tony said...

Ah, Monica, truly my No 2 regret in life. No. 1 of course being not choosing 2, 12, 23, 34, 49 and 50 in the Euromillions last week.

Dennis Wallbridge said...

I believe she is the new face of Bukake.

Lilith said...

Eewww Mr Wallbridge, I had to look that up and now I wish I hadn't...

Lucien Modo said...

The modern usage of bukake is a misconception. The myth purports that the practice originated in feudal Japan as a method of punishing women who had committed adultery. However, this is not true.
Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru to dash water, and means simply "splash" or "dash." The compound verb can be decomposed into two verbs: butsu and kakeru. Butsu literally means to hit, but in this usage it appears to be an intensive prefix as in buttamageru, "completely astonished" or butchigiri, "overwhelming win". Kakeru in this context means to shower or pour. The word bukkake is often used in Japanese to describe pouring out water (or other liquids) with sufficient momentum to cause splashing.
Indeed, bukkake is more commonly used in Japan to describe a type of dish where the toppings are poured on top of noodles, as in bukkake-udon and bukkake-soba.
In Western culture however, the word refers to the act of ejaculating semen onto a woman's face.

Always a pleasure to be of assistance.

Daisy said...

lilith...the last time i heard someone say "i am sparticus" well...let's just say it was a very interesting evening...or two...:)

(and still brings a smile to my face)

Lilith said...

Modo, thanks for that. You are a veritable mine of information. I threw up copiously after reading your comment, before breakfast. I need to put a warning on my blog so that I don't approach it without a parent present.

Lilith said...

Daisy, glad I made you smile :-) What say you if we kidnap Hitch next time your over and you can frighten him :-))))???

Lilith said...

We could REALLY scare him and bring Modo along....

Dennis Wallbridge said...

Ah! Mr Modo how good to renew our old acquaintance. So refreshing to meet a man with a bit of phlegm to him.

Lilith I wont fob you off with information about the benefits of semen for the skin. We all know its pure misoginy to perform such a deed, along with the wearing of halters.

Daisy said...

lilith...modo indeed would make a great conspirator...however, i don't think it would take much to scare hitch...and i am pretty sure i could get his mother's help :)

Daisy said...

the plot begins............

Lilith said...

ooh how exciting, Daisy :-)

Lilith said...

Mr Wallbridge, may I liken thee to the picture on your blog banner?

Dennis Wallbridge said...

I think you may have misunderstood me dear lady. I do not advocate such a beastly practice! Heavens I blush to my roots to hold hands with my fidanzato Daphne.
In regard to my banner, are we saying that you unkindly regard me as malodorous or perhaps you suggest that I am indispensable? For I would like to see what pretty state we would all be in without arseholes. That is save mother, as she has a colostomy bag. The tale of horror I could tell you about our flight to Rome this Easter. Maybe another time.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

The woman has a face like a sackful of sour arseholes.

fleetofworlds said...

What's the problem with commenting on my site? Should be a standard wordpress set up..?

Lilith said...

It prolly is standard Fleet, just it's different from Blogger and people who live in Silicon Pines are unnerved by different formats...

fleetofworlds said...

OK - was just a bit worried I'd buggered it up again.

You wait 'til I put the retina scanner on.

The Beast Of Clerkenwell said...

MODO
Its always nice to meet a person who is an expert in there field

The Lakelander said...

Everything about Wendy Alexander suggests that she has a major problem with flatulence.

Sealing her mouth up could mean a very unhappy summer for her poor family.

Lucien Modo said...

Arigatou gozaimasu Beast san.

grumpy grandad said...

A top secret dossier found on a bendybus in Whitehall revealed that, following her declaration of Scottish Independence, the British Prime Minister arranged for Mrs Alexander's lipstick to be surreptitiously replaced with a tube of super glue.

A spokesperson for No 10 denied reports that the PM called her "stuck up".