Otium cum dignitate.
That is the most flattering picture I have ever seen of the deep-sea monster.
It's rather soothing, 45, don't you think? Even if the palliative is only short lasting...
Has she resigned then?I wondered how long it would go in for.I don't much like her brother, to be honest.
She has a mouth like a cats arse(+;
Beast! As I may have bored you before, *Mash* has that sentiment in my favourite line of all times - per Corporal Klinger..."If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwqards...!"Sorry to be sooooo rude Lils, seeing such dreadful politicians enduring their day of grief just makes me leap up and down like a whirling Dervish...Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! - bloody bastard lying sponging arseholes - the lot of them...(Back on floor now; feeling slightly foxed...)
BTW, on a serious note, have you tried posting on Fleeter's site lately?One has to pass an 'O' level in 'advanced looking at a screen in a bemused fashion while nursing a small (large) tincture of local produce - well, Australian Chardonnay actually'...As you seem to know these things, I hope you don't mind me asking.
Fleeters is an ubergeek methinkes Scrobs. I have to wave my barcode at the screen before i can log on with my pin number when commenting there...I like it when you are rude. Love the Mash quote.
Beast if she has a mouth like a cat's arse, shouldn't it be :o+ ?
Hideous woman.Great post.
Thanks for your support against the troll.
Ha Ha Kev your troll gets it so wrong! Why don't they spend their time tracking down proper cunts? Cos they'd only have to look in the mirror?
do you have the name of the seamstress? there are a few in america i would like to...well...you know :)
The Tuscan finds the girly in No. 3 pic *strangely* attractive. Does this mean he is on the wrong meds, again?
You can't help falling for that Monica Lewinsky look, can you now TT?
Daisy, I am Sparticus! We can't track down the seamstress as everyone wants to claim credit.
Ah, Monica, truly my No 2 regret in life. No. 1 of course being not choosing 2, 12, 23, 34, 49 and 50 in the Euromillions last week.
I believe she is the new face of Bukake.
Eewww Mr Wallbridge, I had to look that up and now I wish I hadn't...
The modern usage of bukake is a misconception. The myth purports that the practice originated in feudal Japan as a method of punishing women who had committed adultery. However, this is not true. Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru to dash water, and means simply "splash" or "dash." The compound verb can be decomposed into two verbs: butsu and kakeru. Butsu literally means to hit, but in this usage it appears to be an intensive prefix as in buttamageru, "completely astonished" or butchigiri, "overwhelming win". Kakeru in this context means to shower or pour. The word bukkake is often used in Japanese to describe pouring out water (or other liquids) with sufficient momentum to cause splashing. Indeed, bukkake is more commonly used in Japan to describe a type of dish where the toppings are poured on top of noodles, as in bukkake-udon and bukkake-soba. In Western culture however, the word refers to the act of ejaculating semen onto a woman's face.Always a pleasure to be of assistance.
lilith...the last time i heard someone say "i am sparticus" well...let's just say it was a very interesting evening...or two...:)(and still brings a smile to my face)
Modo, thanks for that. You are a veritable mine of information. I threw up copiously after reading your comment, before breakfast. I need to put a warning on my blog so that I don't approach it without a parent present.
Daisy, glad I made you smile :-) What say you if we kidnap Hitch next time your over and you can frighten him :-))))???
We could REALLY scare him and bring Modo along....
Ah! Mr Modo how good to renew our old acquaintance. So refreshing to meet a man with a bit of phlegm to him.Lilith I wont fob you off with information about the benefits of semen for the skin. We all know its pure misoginy to perform such a deed, along with the wearing of halters.
lilith...modo indeed would make a great conspirator...however, i don't think it would take much to scare hitch...and i am pretty sure i could get his mother's help :)
the plot begins............
ooh how exciting, Daisy :-)
Mr Wallbridge, may I liken thee to the picture on your blog banner?
I think you may have misunderstood me dear lady. I do not advocate such a beastly practice! Heavens I blush to my roots to hold hands with my fidanzato Daphne. In regard to my banner, are we saying that you unkindly regard me as malodorous or perhaps you suggest that I am indispensable? For I would like to see what pretty state we would all be in without arseholes. That is save mother, as she has a colostomy bag. The tale of horror I could tell you about our flight to Rome this Easter. Maybe another time.
The woman has a face like a sackful of sour arseholes.
What's the problem with commenting on my site? Should be a standard wordpress set up..?
It prolly is standard Fleet, just it's different from Blogger and people who live in Silicon Pines are unnerved by different formats...
OK - was just a bit worried I'd buggered it up again. You wait 'til I put the retina scanner on.
MODOIts always nice to meet a person who is an expert in there field
Everything about Wendy Alexander suggests that she has a major problem with flatulence.Sealing her mouth up could mean a very unhappy summer for her poor family.
Arigatou gozaimasu Beast san.
A top secret dossier found on a bendybus in Whitehall revealed that, following her declaration of Scottish Independence, the British Prime Minister arranged for Mrs Alexander's lipstick to be surreptitiously replaced with a tube of super glue. A spokesperson for No 10 denied reports that the PM called her "stuck up".
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