We called our dog after a character in The Archers, and she still bites me...(JRT that is, not Mrs S).
And please don't mention Collingwood after the unpleasantness at The Oval last Wednesday. You would have loved the tension though - edge of seat stuff, several pints of Marston's and by about 4.30 pm, I was advised by a gorgeous lady guest to stay out of the sun, as my hat had obscured only the top half, while the bottom half was cindering nicely...
Thanks for bringing this to the attention of the nation, Lilith.
I wonder if the poor child will start wearing cravats, sire several appallingly overindulged children with a blithering idiot and then impregnate a passing flame-haired Irish harlot. With Cancer. Who then dies, slowly and amidst much bad acting.
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Nice one Lils!
We called our dog after a character in The Archers, and she still bites me...(JRT that is, not Mrs S).
And please don't mention Collingwood after the unpleasantness at The Oval last Wednesday. You would have loved the tension though - edge of seat stuff, several pints of Marston's and by about 4.30 pm, I was advised by a gorgeous lady guest to stay out of the sun, as my hat had obscured only the top half, while the bottom half was cindering nicely...
But please don't mention Collingwood.
Oh Scrobs. Cricket can be so tense!
Collingwood.
Thanks for bringing this to the attention of the nation, Lilith.
I wonder if the poor child will start wearing cravats, sire several appallingly overindulged children with a blithering idiot and then impregnate a passing flame-haired Irish harlot. With Cancer. Who then dies, slowly and amidst much bad acting.
I know Fleet, will she turn out to be a homophobic bully? It's a worry.
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