Sunday, 13 April 2008
Gordon Brown's Diary
If I can just stop her backing away with my left hand, I can prove to the cameras on the right of me what a red blooded heterosexual I am...I wish these anti psychotics didn't make my breath smell, I'll have to shut my eyes, c'mon Gordon be a Man, just jump her, euch! I hope they got that...
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Hahaha! What a great caption competition you could start here Lilith!
I am also a little perturbed by his preternaturally small hand- did he steal it off Jeremy Beadle's dead and putrefying corpse and have it grafted onto his on arm?
Well, they do say the Scots have long pockets and small arms...
Hi Merms :-)
I know it looks like Mr Beadle's mit but actually the Prime Mincer has had a radical digitectomy to deal with his nail biting/nose picking issues.
Gordo = No. 1 Euro sex-star.
Why else do you suppose la Bruni married Sarko if not to have the opportunity to be slobbered over by Gordon 'Tongues' Brown?
Why else was Clooney so desperate to visit GordoMcNutter this week?
You think Clooney doesn't recognise class when he sees it?
Forget Hollywood, forget Bruni. The real love god is Gordo.
Gordo is, properly, a sex demon.
So bog off Clooney. And Balls. Only Gordo understands Scottish love power.
Only McNutter knows how to lure the world's most-beautiful women into his love den.
Only Gordo properly understands the power of porridge as a sex tool.
Bruni is powerless in his hands. Clooney may as well give up now.
His triumph is inevitable.
Gordo will prevail.
...and the copper is thinking "You poor, poor woman".
(8lbs 2.5oz) 1.37am: both fine and lovely.
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Hello Creator :-) EEEEEwwwww! Gordon is a gonner.
Yes Killem, he is having to avert his gaze to keep his bacon sarni where it is...
Oh Lucien! Fantastic!!!!! How clever are you!
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Any fule kno that closing your eyes when snogging means love.
I always wondered what a nickname such as Gordon "Full Pants" McBroon meant. Now I know that it has nothing to do with nappies - he's a red-blooded hetero who has a semi in the trouser department, as well as one overlooking the Firth of Forth.
What a man! What a leader!
Yes, Idle, look at his prehensile pout, a sure sign of a man who knows all the moves.
£ 10 to take this pic down Lilith, this is far worse that dwarf goat porn. Honest.
£10 to keep it back up, Lilith. I LIKE goat porn and want to be reminded just how great it really is !
So sorry TT. It is super repellant. But I'm with Kev on the Dwarf Goat Porn....
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