Thursday, 10 April 2008

Colour contrast not quite right?

Gordon Brown's PR team were worried when pasty Gordon was due to meet George. After the orange blob debacle, the PM was refusing make-up. But by fiddling with the contrast on the pic they found that they could make Gordon's skin look almost normal...

16 comments:

Philipa said...

Cripes, Gordon Brown looks so ugly next to George Clooney, poor fella.

Blue Eyes said...

Who's that normal-looking person standing next to Mr Clooney?

idle said...

George looks concerned. Perhaps he was trying to get over his earlier photocall with Sarah Brown, in which she appeared to be wearing one of Churchill's old siren suits, presumably found in the attic at No 10.

The Old Tarf said...

Gordon has that Neon Tan. From all the closed doors and back room deals that they get up to.

I guess He is afraid to go out into the Ultraviolet or Sunlight in case he melts. Vampire that he is!

Trubes said...

You're too kind to Gordon Lilith, he's an ugly git. He looks as if he got his new teeth out of a catalogue.
Still waiting for Pig Pickies, s'pose you're busy..nevermind the week-end is upon us..yipee..

Di.xx
P.S. Just posted another bit of 'triv' on my site..keeps moi out of mischief!

Blue Eyes said...

Does this man look healthy to you?

fuchsia groan said...

Gorgeous George looks a bit of an odd colour. Gordon, well, Gordon just looks the same as normal. Weird. Agree about the teeth. Did he get them from a cracker?

Scroblene said...

Man in blue tie "What was it like being the sexiest man in the world in 1997 and 2006?"

Man in blue tie "I don't know, I wasn't Prime Minister then!"

nomad said...

Clooney and Brooney (Looney?). But for whose benfit was this photo-op arranged? Did anybody warn George that his next film is already now doomed to failure?

Lilith said...

Hello Everybody! And welcome back from your hols Idle, are you the same colour as George is in this pic?

The frame behind them in the picture is actually silver, not gold.

I think George's career is totally stuffed now.

Fuchsia, I think Gordon has a "prozac smile."

Philipa said...

Lil - nah; Georges career will be enhanced - women in the USA are strangley excited by anything English and especially a rubbish PM it seems. I think George makes films too.

Daisy said...

only one person in that photo looks happy...do you think gordon is thinking about getting laid by displaying this pic to some young woman?

killemallletgodsortemout said...

daisy,

He's probably going to e-mail it to Carla Bruni/Sarkozy.

He's a sad muppet, is Gordon.

Lilith said...

But the Jonah effect Pip, the Jonah effect...

I just think his meds have kicked in, Daisy. I don't suppose he knows who George Clooney is.

That is a much less contentious avatar Killem, thank you :-) You have reminded me of his groping of Mrs Sarkozy..his searching lips..his clumsy lunge..eeeeeew!

45govt said...

Nomad - the reviews for his latest film are already in - Jonah has struck again. You'd think that some kind Arsenal fan would have given Clooney the heads up!

Girls - them ain't teeth that is dental apparatus, out of the bargain box.

Lilith said...

The Jonah effect is often instant, 45Govt. Why did no one warn him?