Tuesday, 1 April 2008

Brown misses school. You can just tell.

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And this is what he thinks of the taxpayer.

33 comments:

Philipa said...

Lilith! Crikey I could feel breakfast coming up then, especially with the bus pic - the wheels on the bus fell off long ago.

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nomad said...

The priceless expression of the lad on the bus sitting in front of Brown would make a splendid bubble competition, but his face really says it all. Smart lad, that one.

Scroblene said...

Why he has to bugger about poking his nose into schools is beyond me. He's supposed to have a 'minister' doing that, but with a pratt like Balls, there's no knowing how much trust Brown is putting into the pocket of his next chancellor.

Why can't Brown put his whole back into creating a business climate where we can look for some glimmer of hope, instead of poncing around on things he doesn't understand? He really is a coward when it comes to making hard commercial decisions on how our imploding economy - unless chatting to school kids is his way of running a country...

Or running away from a country...

Trubes said...

God Brown`s a sinister looking b.....d. No responsible parent should let their kids within a mile of that odd creature; Nor Edd Ballsup, for that matter, neither!
I wonder whether they sought the parents permission to be photographed with thier children ?

Trubes said...

Oops 'Their', even.

Tuscan Tony said...

YE GODS!!!

Are these photo-montages of his Fantasy Cabinet?

Philipa said...

Trubes - Gordon Brown is not a God, he doesn't even think he is, that would be Tony Bliar.

Lilith said...

There's quite a number of bilious making pics there Pip, I'm so sorry.

I think the lad on the bus is wondering how much Rupert Murdoch would give him if he told him that Gordon Brown has just slipped him his private mobile number..I agree Nomad, smart.

Scrobs, he is a simulacrum, or some such, of a Prime Minister. His pet database is Contact Point so that vulnerable children can be easily spotted by 100's of thousands of people.

As I have said before Trubes, Ed Balls is a failed Blue Peter presenter crossed with a closed down Estate Agent...

I think they are all photos of Brown's cabinet, TT.

electro-kevin said...

Absolutely vomituous, Lilith.

You should have issued a warning.

Scroblene said...

"As I have said before Trubes, Ed Balls is a failed Blue Peter presenter crossed with a closed down Estate Agent..."

Amen to that!

Hahahahahaha!

Edland said...

Hi L!

Even if we were generous we might think that Brown likes to be around people smaller than him and therefore unable to intimidate him. Didn't we hear that he prefers his advisors to be less experienced than he is so he can dismiss their opinions if they aren't the same as his own? He is clearly not within the more frequently occurring range of human personality.

If one was being less generous one might wonder how long it will be before he appears on the pages of the BBC News website sporting a Manchester United shirt and handcuffs.

Lilith said...

Sorry Kev, I knew I'd seen a few, but I was shocked by how many I found...grim.

Hi Scrobs :-)

Hi Ed, he's not up to the job, everyone can see it.

stanislav said...

Thanks for doing this. Satire and lampoonery aside it is, in reality, quite disturbing. Even if there is no aberrant sexual motivation on Nancy's part - and paedophilia and closet homosexuality are not synonymous - there is something disturbingly obsessive about all this. He didn't even smile in a decade spent ruining the economy, lifting children out of poverty and into debt, much less visit schools for photo opps.

I feel it is a distillation of Blair's Messiahanic narcissism and his own lifelong overbearing control freakery; kids, soldiers, patients, the cabinet, people who dare not answer him back; these are his only comfortable backdrop; they also camouflage to a degree his own physical awkwardness, almost a deformity, not just the eye and the wankers' gulp; it is almost as though his internal, toxic, rottenness reveals itself, seeps out, through his skin; he cannot even fool himself.

This is a gruesome collage.

love from stanislav

Lilith said...

It is disturbing Stanislav, which is why I thought I'd see how many pics I could find if I searched for "gordon brown" and "children". This lot were on the first few pages. His smile has become more fixed and "natural" with practice, and he can now switch it on if he remembers to.

If I were a parent at a school he proposed to visit I would keep my children at home.

Will you be going home Stanislav, now that the exchange rate is so much in your favour and there are jobs for plumbers back in Poland?

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Lil,

Stan says it all - so much better than I ever could.

I had heard the jokes before, but when one sees the number of pics involving McBroon and children, it is quite disturbing.

The Old Tarf said...

It seems that the young people are definitely his mental superiors.

He is using this as a photo op . It is the only time He can get to be a big man and stand out in the crowd.

stanislav said...

No, stanislav is naturalised Jock, now, stay in Scotland, best part of England. Everything free, or will be, is solemn promise of Alex, Lavender King of the Scotch Nazi Party. He's another one, like Brown, bombastic bully, citing thin-air tractor production figures, keeps his elderly wife locked in the attic. Can't be long before his bilious, xenophoboc, excitable followers instigate torchlit rallies. Wi' bagpipes.

Lilith said...

Yes Killem, Stanislav is a poet and wordsmith of the highest order.

Old Tarf....pictures 12 and 5 particularly stand out in this way. (I have never seen a bunch of Indian school children look that miserable..)

So glad you have decided to stay, Stan. We need you here.

Lilith said...

Killem, I know you live in Southend, but.....

hatfield girl said...

Torchlit rallies already taking place across London. Bagpipes being too hard to play (all that chanter stuff) , the authorities are going for steady, rhythmic beating on protesters. Scotch Leader waiting in Downing Street lair to greet the torch bearers.

Philipa said...

I like Mrs Dales piccy of Brown as Thatcher - very disturbing!

45govt said...

"Suffer little children" - but not that much!

I would do exactly as you say Lilith and keep any child I know out of reach of that unpleasant grimacing visage. It is truly a "kiddie-fiddler's grin".

What are we going to find out about this creep in years to come I wonder?

Lilith said...

HG, *shudder* it is so.

Lilith said...

Pip, I wish I hadn't gone looking for that...

Lilith said...

45Govt, who knows. But there's something John Prescott knows...

Evil of Dron said...

The man's a grinning fool. Oh to see him yellow stockinged and cross-gartered, swooning with narcissistic infatuation and savouring a fresh bogie.

Lilith said...

Er, Mr Dron, Sir, I think we have already seen that...did you miss it?

Evil of Dron said...

Indeed I did not miss the bogie moment. He may of course be an habitual bogie eater.

Dron is withdrawing into the shadows. World domination is time consuming and thankless.

He may emerge eventually from the sub aquatic lair, but for now, I must say, goodbye Lilith, and thank you for your kind words.

Buy gold and cut up the cards.

Dron

transvision said...

Note also the ethnic element. What a decent chap he must be if he likes non-white kiddies too! Mass immigration may have wrecked the country and turned large parts of it into the Third World, but look on the bright side: it's given politicos the chance to show what hearts of gold they have.

Lilith said...

Great Big Hearts of Gold, Transvision.

palmer said...

Also very strange is the how when Blair or Brown would visit a school the pupils would form an audience and applaud them for the benefit of the media.

Lilith said...

palmer, Brown is like a kiddy magnet as you can see.