Me:.........3 minutes of well intentioned burbling... "And you can probably get a double duvet from Tescos, and have you got your paper work sorted for tomorrow, etc"
My Girl "Mum, I'm zoning out"
Me: "You are finding it hard to concentrate?"
My Girl "I am finding it hard to concentrate on what you're saying"
Me: "Is there someone else there?"
My Girl "No"
Me: Are you trying to do something?
My Girl "No"
I think I am slowing down...
Monday, 28 April 2008
Thursday, 24 April 2008
Aparently they are big in Japan. I just worry that all those young things will get a chill in their kidneys...
And then I worry that they will be popular with pregnant chavs...
Thursday, 17 April 2008
Jacquie Smith announced funding for 300 "Prevent Officers" and talked about Prevent Work on yesterdays Today programme. Surely they are Prevention Officers doing Prevention Work? Is their job to confuse the hell out of the would be terrorists?
Monday, 14 April 2008
Sunday, 13 April 2008
If I can just stop her backing away with my left hand, I can prove to the cameras on the right of me what a red blooded heterosexual I am...I wish these anti psychotics didn't make my breath smell, I'll have to shut my eyes, c'mon Gordon be a Man, just jump her, euch! I hope they got that...
Thursday, 10 April 2008
Gordon Brown's PR team were worried when pasty Gordon was due to meet George. After the orange blob debacle, the PM was refusing make-up. But by fiddling with the contrast on the pic they found that they could make Gordon's skin look almost normal...
Tuesday, 8 April 2008
Just got done for speeding on the A303. Bunty was right. Never go further west than Thruxton. The policeman looked incredulous as I sped past him at 75mph but my excuse is that the sun was in my eyes and I couldn't see him. I think he thought I was going to knock him down....