Sunday, 30 March 2008

Religious Truths

Taoism
Shit happens

Buddhism
If shit happens, it isn't really shit

Hinduism
This shit has happened before.

Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Catholicism
Shit happens because you deserve it

Protestantism
Let shit happen to somebody else.

Judaism
Why does shit always happen to us?

Anon

13 comments:

fleetofworlds said...

Excellent - very funny!

Philipa said...

Hee hee, Hilarious.

Trubes said...

Funny and soooh true Lilith!
I think I come under the category of Judaism at present. I am lead to believe that my maternal Greatgrandmother was Jewish, which can expain a lot of things happening in my life at present!

How is gorgeous Pig Doggie doing , I bet he`s enormous now, judging by the last pictures of him.

Di.xx

P.S. I have posted a diatribe of horridness for your perusal on my site, shoiuld you care to commiserate!

Hope you and Elby are well and happy, and not missing your baby too much. D.xx

nomad said...

So your competition for this week might be to invite suitable contributions for Atheism and Humanism.

Just a thought...

Lilith said...

Go for it Nomad...

what about

Atheism: This shit is all there is.

And Humanism: Everybody shits

Paganism: Shit is cyclical

Lilith said...

It still makes me laugh.

(I have a particular thing with Buddhists who think they have to transcend everything before they have actually experienced anything.)

Lilith said...

I miss my baby Trubes. I am so sorry to hear you haven't been well.

Pig is a scream and is our television substitute. He is a delight to walk, because he is a picture of canine joy and exuberance...

nomad said...

Lilith: Very good :-).

My only other thought was for...

Religion: What is all this shit?

[but that might have upset a few of your readers, so I did not "go for it".]

Tuscan Tony said...

Very Woodyallenesque. Love it!

electro-kevin said...

And by golly, shit does happen don't it ?

Shit piles upon shit - shit is magnetic. What religion does this come from ? Atheism I should imagine.

Lilith said...

Shit does seem to have a magnetism E-K. It can feel like that. My dog sometimes has trouble with strands of wool from his huge woolly toy.

The Old Tarf said...

Zorastrism- Shit, it is Hot.

Lilith said...

Thank you Old Tarf :-)))