Taoism
Shit happens
Buddhism
If shit happens, it isn't really shit
Hinduism
This shit has happened before.
Islam
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Catholicism
Shit happens because you deserve it
Protestantism
Let shit happen to somebody else.
Judaism
Why does shit always happen to us?
Anon
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13 comments:
Excellent - very funny!
Hee hee, Hilarious.
Funny and soooh true Lilith!
I think I come under the category of Judaism at present. I am lead to believe that my maternal Greatgrandmother was Jewish, which can expain a lot of things happening in my life at present!
How is gorgeous Pig Doggie doing , I bet he`s enormous now, judging by the last pictures of him.
Di.xx
P.S. I have posted a diatribe of horridness for your perusal on my site, shoiuld you care to commiserate!
Hope you and Elby are well and happy, and not missing your baby too much. D.xx
So your competition for this week might be to invite suitable contributions for Atheism and Humanism.
Just a thought...
Go for it Nomad...
what about
Atheism: This shit is all there is.
And Humanism: Everybody shits
Paganism: Shit is cyclical
It still makes me laugh.
(I have a particular thing with Buddhists who think they have to transcend everything before they have actually experienced anything.)
I miss my baby Trubes. I am so sorry to hear you haven't been well.
Pig is a scream and is our television substitute. He is a delight to walk, because he is a picture of canine joy and exuberance...
Lilith: Very good :-).
My only other thought was for...
Religion: What is all this shit?
[but that might have upset a few of your readers, so I did not "go for it".]
Very Woodyallenesque. Love it!
And by golly, shit does happen don't it ?
Shit piles upon shit - shit is magnetic. What religion does this come from ? Atheism I should imagine.
Shit does seem to have a magnetism E-K. It can feel like that. My dog sometimes has trouble with strands of wool from his huge woolly toy.
Zorastrism- Shit, it is Hot.
Thank you Old Tarf :-)))
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