Friday, 4 January 2008

Did Tuscan Tony have a hand in this production?

38 comments:

The Hitch said...

I like curvy women, but Tony seems to like women that feature on maps.

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

I watched this while listening to the track from Oliver - Consider yourself at home... HEEEEELARIOUS!

Lilith said...

Ha Merms, it is begging to be overdubbed with Consider Yourself!

I think it would be a rauchier video with Tuscan up front, rather than mincing Mika, pretty and talented though he may be. And MORE WOMEN.

Lilith said...

raunchier, obviously, unless you are a German.

Philipa said...

Can't stand to look at that bloke to be honest, there's just something... not right. And his vid with that child in it, Eew.

Don't disagree with the sentiment though - my backside is making me look like a knot in cotton at the moment :-/

Tuscan Tony said...

Perfick! Ferggettabout Grange hermitage, I can improve on that when I am next in Somerset!

Dennis said...

What a pity Ted Ray never saw that video.

Daisy said...

oh ffs hitch be honest...you don't like curvy women you like stick women (rolls eyes)

killemallletgodsortemout said...

Munters, the lot of them.

Disgraceful.



End of.

Scroblene said...

Fantastic Lilith!

After this, I Googled 'Totty', because I wanted to see if a well respected firm of old was still around, and it is - Totty Construction is alive and well!

I've just discovered also that the stunningly beautiful lady I once referred to in an earlier post works for part of the group, and just yesterday I got an email about a lunch...

Strictly work actually, but what a way to get out more! I'll have to buy Mrs S a damn good bottle to make up for that!

Tuscs seems to have this influence doesn't he?

You've outed me anyway - well done you lovely Lady...!

Lilith said...

Knot in cotton? Girl, you gotta eat! My backside seems to get bigger and bigger....

Lilith said...

I thought you could do much better TT...

Lilith said...

Nonsense Killem. You are just scared of being squashed up against a wall by one of 'em ;-)

Lilith said...

It's pretty archaic I have to say, Dennis.

Lilith said...

Daisy, I have a Hitch Hunch that he likes his women to look like boys...;-)

Lilith said...

Scroblene (or should I call you Kylie?) it is so important to enjoy one's work ;-)x

Lilith said...

Hitch, of course you like curvy women :o)

electro-kevin said...

Fat seems to be in fashion.

Philipa said...

Anyones bottom looks better in a Maserati.

Philipa said...

For TT and anyone who likes 'big butts and I cannot lie'..

..this is for you. Scroll down past the tequila for the swimsuit photo :-)

Lilith said...

Sweet Jesus, Philipa. That is quite a link.

Philipa said...

I'm scared - I'm getting on the treadmill next week!

The Hitch said...

lilith
I do *smirks*
Small, curvy,
big boobs ,narrow waists.
Always been my type.
A good brain also helps.

As to Tuscan , he is a Fagin figure, luring small Italian children into *shudders*
the world of insurance.
A twilight world inhabited by dark creatures.
On the other hand if you ever want to insure the Vespa , Tony's your man.

Lucien Modo said...

I am beginning to think Hitch might well be a ladyboy, and might well prefer a woman that needs to shave her bottom once a day.

The Hitch said...

Lilith
The Tuscan mitt has been in many unsavoury places
But this isnt one of them

mutleythedog said...

errr.... I dont know!!

Tuscan Tony said...

Philipa 5 Jan no No NOOOO!!!!

That is waaaaaayyyy too big.

I envision the perfect evening as being able to playfully wobble a little bitta puppy fat, not spending 4 sweaty hours rolling her on the floor in flour and looking for the wet patch, if I may put it so indelicately.

Tuscan Tony said...

Hitch - and you, sir, spend your time luring W9 homonculi into the dark bladerunner world of Advertising. Pots and kettles, Mr H!

Tuscan Tony said...

I've just noticed the remarkable similarity (visually) between the singer and the chap in the post below, on the left.

Lilith said...

Lucien, *winks*

Lilith said...

I agree Hitch, Tuscan cannot have had any hand in this...he would do something appealing.

"Small, curvy,
big boobs ,narrow waists.
Always been my type.
A good brain also helps."

Kinda like the lovely Dolly Parton then, Hitch?

Lilith said...

It's alright Mutley, scurch, scurch.x

Lilith said...

Tuscan, it is uncanny.

Lilith said...

I must do another post. Too much going on!

Mermaid of Moorgate said...

I'm a bit concerned that the guy selling melons in the market place at the beginning of the video may never get over the association

The Hitch said...

Mermaid
Mika is both a knob jockey and a ****.

Philipa said...

TT - is there an emotive for crying with laughter? rolling her in flour etc. hilarious.

Puppy fat TT? So.. scarlett johansson? Charlotte Church? Martine McCutcheon? Miss Piggy?

Tuscan Tony said...

Philipa - yes, no, no, no.

The all-time Tuscan Dream Pudding is Madeleine Smith. Not the C19th Scots murderess but the other one, now lives in Twickenham I think. A saucy boid indeed, and still very much so.