Thursday, 13 December 2007

Extending Detention without Charge

I have been a bit slow to work this one out. Why does Jaquie Smith need extended powers of detention? When the people of this country work out what has happened to their freedoms under new labour, when there is no more oil, food shortages, floods etc. they want to be able to bang us all up as "terrorists".....

40 comments:

Philipa said...

Yup! That's it, I agree. Bit of a turn up for the books the police asking Smith to resign. And why not?!

electro-kevin said...

I'm glad Nu Lab are making enemies of the police and the military. Without their acquiessence there won't be any point to these laws anyway.

But true, I see things getting bad here. Stock up on budget tins of food etc.

I hear the terror laws are to be directed at the fuel protesters if they blockade refineries (action of which I approve) Go figure.

Someone point me to the recruiting office of the resistance movement.

Scroblene said...

It's that way Elecs!

She is probably the worst home sec for the police since Roy Jenkins. I'm sure the TPA have all the figures on how much the local authorities are paying their people, and comparing this with what the police get.

-eve- said...

We have those powers here; the Internal Security Act (ISA). It allows the government to put anyone in prison without charging them, so it's a warning to people to watch what they say... (which may be why we have no strong opposition, and why not many of us are even remotely interested in joining politics..;-))

Lucien Modo said...

Season's Greetings!

Lilith said...

Yes, Philipa it is extraordinary for the Police to be united in their condemation of the Home Sec.

Weird woman. She has a mockney accent which pops out all the time. She just snorted with mirth when John Humphries asked her if it was not embarrassing that Gordon Brown was turning up late to sign the Treaty.

Lilith said...

Gourmet tinned food, please, E-K! Of course they will use the terror laws against us, they have already started.

I was driving past petrol price signs last night and wondering "Where's the road protest? It's 20p more than it was during the last one!"

Lilith said...

Have you seen some of the Quango jobs on offer Scroblene? How about "Director of Forsight" which involves being responsible for "forward look"...c60k

Lilith said...

Hello Eve :-) Yes, how scary. It is only a matter of time before we are all living like that.

Lilith said...

Greetings of the Season to you too Mr Modo :-)

Metody Jankowiak said...

Why is woman in Gordon Brown's government? Is this woman not having children that is to be made comfortable at home, and for the man too? This what is happening you see when woman is made in the office. Fine for making the tea or to give the biscuit. Nice at Christmas party to feel bubbies and if so to suck on the man. It is so on display that Gordon Brown will have these women there just so others will think this clear that they are thought as the same as a man is, so then they ask their own man if that may vote for his party.

No sorry Lilith, this is just the small joke. This is how we laugh at women in Poland.
Sure you women is as good as is any man, I would say better. As when you work with woman there is sometimes chance to make fuck also.
Lilith, you want this man? I have BMW, and since my tablets now this last year I not cry for Danda Dodek in night.
I fuck wery well.

Metody Jankowiak said...

post mortem

Lilith you is tight in the front no? This is so wery good I am thinking. But if your wagina is quite useless then we will have to maybe say no to each other.

All my love
Metody

Anonymous said...

Have you see B White's Blog today

electro-kevin said...

God that Polish chap - he funny !

killemallletgodsortemout said...

I met him in the local park the other day.

He said, "Why for you hit my dog with stick, and call him fuck off."

Lilith said...

They are hot, them Poles. You wait, they'll all be wandering around in t-shirts come January...

Metody Jankowiak said...

Lilith you not have to wait till January. This boyfriend the Elderly Bismark, he not so good for you I am thinking. He sit there with dole check in pocket watching the horses running on the t.v. yes? Then he go to betting shop and he makes bets on these horses then go off with barmaid.
I not be doing this my liddle Ketchka. I have job flesh packing, this give me £175.00 in just one week! This I will be giving you £20.00 to cover my food washing for when I come to live with you and our daughter. She work in Sommerfield yes? I can get her meat to sell there under counter. She is big girl? She too would like to be with man? I find her good boyfriend here at Danepak. If she wirgin that is better still. I understand that this might be confusing to you to ask her of it. No to worry when I arrive tomorrow at coach station 13.15 then I take her to pub and will get to know with her.
We is one happy family. But please ask Elderly that he must be gone now.
Thank you.

Lilith said...

Metody Sweetheart, I have to turn down your kind offer, because my heart belongs to Elderly the Jobseeker xxxx

Metody Jankowiak said...

This is no block to us meeting to make fuck no?
I give brother Bronislaw a kidney for him to live. Is this same as you having giving your heart to this Elderly man?
Now one year later Bronislaw drink wodka and drive his car into Olza River at Hrádek. Now I can not but to drink wodka, as I am having one kidney.
Tomorrow when I arrive on bus you meet me, I bring pork, we eat then drink beer and make fuck?

The Hitch said...

Mr Jankowiac
Mr Lilith also likes to dress as a member of Hamas, is VERY tall and has been training PIG as an attack dog. You may have a fight on your hands.
Not many men like to give up a good looking woman, a comfy sofa and a widescreen tv.
Having said that, get lilith pissed show her your cabanos and you could be in.

The Hitch said...

eve
yeah, that would make me shut up.
No wonder you take no interest in politics.

Lilith said...

Metody, will you ditch the beard if I say yes?

Metody Jankowiak said...

;)

Elby the Beserk said...

Metody,

All The Hitch says is true. Beware. Beardless or not. Pig the attack dog has only to hear the word "bollocks" and any male stranger is in trouble. I jest not. Mind you I do agree with my darling L - the beard belongs in the bin.

Metody Jankowiak said...

Dear Elderly I am not wishing to seem old in fashion but I am challenging you to a duel for the fist of the milf-like Lilith. This is the honorable thing I am thinking yes? When I get off bus at 13.15 this day we will meet and fight with knives.
But I am gallant in victory and would be happy that you become lodger in garden shed. This is a good offer for you I think.

Lilith said...

Metody, for a pork handler from Eastern Europe I have to say you have an extraordinary handle on acronyms..I only just found out what a MILF is. Elderly is a hippy. He will want to use a big stick.

I should also warn you that he suffers a kind of teenage priapism that makes him irreplaceable..

Metody Jankowiak said...

Lilith I make apology, my British she is still a little poor. In book Mrs Keetley give Metody to speak with and make friends with Welsh English, there is words to flatter women, so that they become confused as to whether they will make sex with you or not. Mrs Keetley say this is called seduction. In book milf-like it say means.

Adj.
1.
milf-like - moving and bending with ease
lissom, lissome, lithe, lithesome, supple, svelte, slender.
graceful - characterized by beauty of movement, style, form, or execution

But on looking back I see it do say sylph and is not milf. This is mistake I am making, as I was going to wait till you is drunk before trying to make fuck with you.

I see that Elderly suffers also with some foreign disease of his penis since boyhood. This fellow I think is a disaster! I am wery healthy. If boyfriend wants to fight with stick its okay with me, I still use knife though yes?

Do not worry Ketchka soon you will be making food and doing my washing.

All the love
Metody

Lilith said...

Metody, I do not find men fighting over me exciting. I could lose respect for you very quickly. I can't cook and I won't cook and you smell funny, a bit like an abattoir...

Metody Jankowiak said...

Oh this is disaster! I am not being let on bus because of pig! I buy you pig for to eat, I think your pig some kind of Chinese individual, and will not have much eating on him I am thinking. So I get you pig from friend Bryn who own many fine pigs. But bus driver he say pig can not come on bus to England! Now I am not coming to you.
This s not because Metody is frightened of you tall Elderly boyfriend with straightened penis, and stick.
Metody is wery unhappy. Then Metody read that the sex object of his affection think he smell bad. All Metody tried was be nice and he gets abuse. English not wery welcome to Pole.

Lilith you daughter how old?

Metody Jankowiak said...

I think maybe I should with your daughter better be yes? She is without man? I make wery fine son-in-law! How much is dowry and goods, or estate that daughter brings to husband at marriage?
I give you many big grandchildren!

I catch next bus?

Metody Jankowiak said...

post mortem

I think it is good to have the young woman before she has the thoughts of her own. I tell her what she is to think yes?

mutleythedog said...

You might have noticed that the Coastguards are threatening to strike as well....

Lilith said...

No Metody, it wouldn't work. I stopped trying to tell her what to think very early on when it appeared a terrible waste of breath and nerve. She has a set of principles that I could never live up to but which she finds a breeze. Oh, and she is terribly workshy. You would be begging your escape within hours. Besides, she is a Monarchist.

Lilith said...

Strikes all round, Mutley...when is an Election going to be called? How come the Treasury can afford to bail out Northern Rock?

Newmania said...

Good point Lillith and succinct. WE got through the IRA period without it and no good case has been made

The truth is that the Pollcie will take as long as they have got like all lazy blood sucking bureaucrats.

All I can say is

Thanks god for me

Lilith said...

Newmania, you wouldn't want to be black and driving around London after midnight...

http://tinyurl.com/yu4spl

I want a taser. If the Police are allowed, then I want one. Stamps foot.

Metody Jankowiak said...

I am unable to write so big is the tear on my eye.
Out from respect of you I had already burnt sex doll made of ham off-cuts.

Tearfully
Metody

electro-kevin said...

Hilarious !

This thread has had me in tears.

Lilith - looks like strike action is looming on our railway too.

Everybody out !

The Hitch said...

Mr Beserk
Most of us men desire a shed, as long as it has the comforts that we desire, tv, fridge , dvd and privacy. Maybe you should consider our Polish friends offer a little more seriously?

The Hitch said...

Lilith
If you want a pepper spray or a stun gun let me know.
I have found this charming brit in the USA who promises to deliver.
Its not hard, most packages dont get scanned for anything, they cant.
Hitch is ordering some flick knives and blades that are undetectable at airports.
Not that i intend to hijack anything, but rather if I am on a plane when some luntaic does, I want a chance of fighting back.
He has some good sprays, they look like pens or lipsticks, as eve pointed out to me that could be tricky if one were absent minded.