As a member of a minority group I am concerned that no law has been passed making it illegal for anyone to call me a Fucking Hippy. Why, only the other day, Boyfriend was called an Overgrown Hippy by the driver of an SUV. I am concerned that if I am beaten up by someone calling me a Mother-fucking-hippy, they could be done for assault. But if I am lightly slapped by someone calling me a Muff Muncher, they could be done for "Hate Crime".
Why is it worse to hate me for being gay than it is to hate me for being female/hippy/ginger.
I demand a law to protect Gingers (except Mick Hucknall) and Hippies from Hate.