Thursday, 11 October 2007

Hoax

Don't you just hate them hoax warnings, so do I but
this one is important, it's not a hoax, it's real ! ! !

If a man comes to your front door and says he is
conducting a survey and asks you to show him
your ass, do not show him your ass.

This is a scam; he only wants to see your ass.
I wish I'd got this yesterday.
I feel so stupid, cheap & used.



Update:
Lucien, it was you!!!!

24 comments:

Philipa said...

I've got 'Shrek' on in the background. I'm sure your ass is very cute and can take care of itself. Does your ass have a dragon? Perhaps your ass would like to introduce the con man to some fiery breath?

Mr. Modo's Homunculus said...

I can offer counseling, tell me about what he did to you. Describe your ass...

Lucien Modo said...

Agree to nothing without an attendant. I however am a fully qualified attendant.

Lilith said...

Lucien, I of course did not recognise you. Was that your homunculus taking the photo? I am sure we could have found a more civilised way to meet.

Lilith said...

Have you worked out how many frangrant soap bars you could make out of my bottom yet?

Lilith said...

or even fragrant.

electro-kevin said...

I wouldn't knock on your front door to look at your ass - I'd take a peek around your back passage.

Lilith said...

Unfortunately Kev, you can only get to my back passage via the front door..

electro-kevin said...

Forgot. You're not detached. Harrumph !

Lucien Modo said...

The way to a woman's heart is via her front door.... though there are some who prefer a bit of tradesmen's.

Philipa said...

Wow! Lilith is incredibly beautiful isn't she?

Further than that I think I'm going to bow out of this thread and leave it to the tradesmen..

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

I must try that one...

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