this one is important, it's not a hoax, it's real ! ! !
If a man comes to your front door and says he is
conducting a survey and asks you to show him
your ass, do not show him your ass.
This is a scam; he only wants to see your ass.
I wish I'd got this yesterday.
I feel so stupid, cheap & used.

Update:
Lucien, it was you!!!!
24 comments:
I've got 'Shrek' on in the background. I'm sure your ass is very cute and can take care of itself. Does your ass have a dragon? Perhaps your ass would like to introduce the con man to some fiery breath?
I can offer counseling, tell me about what he did to you. Describe your ass...
Agree to nothing without an attendant. I however am a fully qualified attendant.
Lucien, I of course did not recognise you. Was that your homunculus taking the photo? I am sure we could have found a more civilised way to meet.
Have you worked out how many frangrant soap bars you could make out of my bottom yet?
or even fragrant.
I wouldn't knock on your front door to look at your ass - I'd take a peek around your back passage.
Unfortunately Kev, you can only get to my back passage via the front door..
Forgot. You're not detached. Harrumph !
The way to a woman's heart is via her front door.... though there are some who prefer a bit of tradesmen's.
Wow! Lilith is incredibly beautiful isn't she?
Further than that I think I'm going to bow out of this thread and leave it to the tradesmen..
I must try that one...
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