Monday, 8 October 2007

Does Dave really want more women MPs?




This pretty lady is our new Conservative Candidate. Today she sent me a survey. Now, I like the Rees-Moggs. I was at school with one and she was very, very funny.

I just wonder why Dave has put her up against a safe Lib-Dem, who works very hard at his job? He may not be as pretty but he replies to letters, holds regular surgeries, votes in parliament and even knocks on the doors around here (!) when there is an election...

40 comments:

Ed said...

he replies to letters, holds regular surgeries, votes in parliament and even knocks on the doors around here

My God, what does one have to do to get such an MP?

Lilith said...

Move to North Somerset, Ed! Extraordinary isn't it?

fuchsia groan said...

Our local MP is a typical NuLab lick-spittle. He voting strongly for the Irag war, student loans, id cards - you name it. If you write to him you get a standard "We know best, don't you worry your pretty little head about it" reply. I was really looking forward to him losing his seat (he has a wafer thin majority), before Gordon chickened out.
God, I hate politicials. Self serving, parasitic scum.

Scroblene said...

David Heath has been keen to congratulate Somerton RFC have won a grant to help their facilities!

Good man!

Let's hope that the money is spent extending the bar.

BTW, our MP, Ann Widdecombe is stepping down next time, which is a bit of a shame.

Lilith said...

Mr Heath seems to take his job (serving and representing his constituants) seriously.

That's a shame about Ms Widdecombe isn't it? Why didn't they offer you Annunziata? ;-O

Newmania said...

He may not be as pretty but he replies to letters, holds regular surgeries, votes in parliament and even knocks on the doors around here (!) when there is an election...



Then he will make a great social worker . MP`s are there to expres their views , and tha means mine , not dip there nose into things that do not concern tham at a low level.

Why should a woman not succeed on looks and charm I `d rather have a cute MP than a clever one.
Of course you are both cute and clever Lillith which is the "perfect wave " ..no more pictures recently ? ...shame

Philipa said...

"Why should a woman not succeed on looks and charm"?

Oh per-lease!

Lilith said...

Newmania, have you come here to talk bollocks becos you has to be serious on yer own blog, sweetie?

(*You're brillant!*)

Remind me to give you a good slapping if we ever meet.

Lilith said...

Having said that Newmsie, you are welcome to come here and talk bollocks any time. Join the fun!

Scroblene said...

The last time I got offered a Nunziata, I wasn't sure if it was a cigar, or a new type of alcoholic beverage made in an obscure convent in Somerset...

Philipa said...

Give N a good slapping? Hmn, happy thought indeed (he's cute ;-)

electro-kevin said...

My MP is Richard Younger-Ross - I've shared a few pints with him and he's followed up local issues I've raised with him.

electro-kevin said...

God ! That was a boring comment :-(((

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

So Lilith, so are a Somerton and Frome constituent.

E-K, I never quite understood why Patrick Nicholls lost Teignbridge.

My Dad had a cottage in Shaldon, which I used to borrow for romantic weekends away. Nicholls was always in the paper.

Lilith said...

So I is, Crushed! Tis nice ere.

E-K, I don't think it was boring. It even stimulated comment from Mr Byingsoc!

mutleythedog said...

Does the bald one have a career future selling Minced Morsels? If he does can I be n the ads?

nomad said...

My then (fairly feisty and famous)female MP once bought me dinner in the middle of darkest Africa! Nice of her but she lost her seat at the next election...

hatfield girl said...

He looks like my MP used to look decades ago; I'm not sure I like beards.

Lilith said...

No, HG, with a few exceptions, beards are an irritant for many women. I often think they are a sign of having something to hide even if it is just a barber's rash.

There was a Sun survey a few years back when 100% of female respondents suggested they preferred a clean shaven man.

I have a friend with the most ridiculous goatee. I tease him mercilessly but he maintains it in spite of my goading: "you missed a bit" being my favorite line.

fuchsia groan said...

You live in the Somerton area Lilith? We used to live in Bruton before we moved oop North.

Philipa said...

EK - Stanley Johnson losing to Younge-Ross was a sad day in politics :-(

And ha! I've been kissed by the sexiest MP in the commons today. No not Alan Duncan.

Lilith said...

Arr Bruton, Fuchsia. A hot bed of all sorts. You can get colonic irrigation in Bruton these days, so I am told :-)

Lilith said...

Pippy! Who? Please tell!

The Hitch said...

If that bearded f*****
Knocked on my door I'd beat him to the ground just in case.
Definate nonce.

The Hitch said...

lilith
Kev is one of the few men that ,looks good with beard

I say that as a non gay or woman so maybe im wrong.

whenever I have tried one, the lovely ladies have complained of chaffing

idle said...

lil, it turns out that you live hard by my folks, and my bro.

I'm going to stop being rude about your animals immediately, just in case we bump into each other in the chinese beside the petrol station in Bruton.

Philipa said...

Yup, Kev looks great with a bit of facial fluff and no mistake. I quite like body hair on a man Lil, I just haven't dated many with any to speak of :-( I did date a chap with a beard once though.... Ohhhh myyyy, what a sexy little celt he was! Mmn, thoughts.. put your hands on, put your hands on.

Philipa said...

I'm so sorry, I have a headache.

Lilith said...

Yes, Kev wears his beard well. He gets away with it because he is a Reluctant Gay Icon and is almost too good looking to be straight.

Is that so Idle? You could drop by and advise me on wine investment next time you are in the neighbourhood?

I like a bit of fur on a man too Pip ;-)

idle said...

Better still, consult Commander Idle (Retd) a couple of miles south of Bruton. He's the sage.

Lucien Modo said...

;)

electro-kevin said...

Actually I look wrong without my beard.

Too much face and not enough hair :-(

electro-kevin said...
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electro-kevin said...

This is me WITH my beard:

:-)>

And this is me WITHOUT my beard:

:-(

as I'm sure you'll agree it's quite gross.

electro-kevin said...

Ingsoc - you are so erudite.

Elby the Beserk said...

My pre-Lilth constituency was East Bristol. Previous incumbent, Jean Corston, who was in fact a good MP for the area, but pissed me off just before she retired with a contemtuous reply to a letter I sent her re Iraq. She went down in my estimation ....

Current incumbent is a pea in the pod ZaNu Labour Womens Brigade MP (think Kelly, think Smith, think Cooper). One correspondence with her re the waterfalls of cash wasted on botched IT schemes. Got a , well yes, but it's getting better, and quoted from stats from some lowly minister who promptly got herself all over the paers the next day for her frequent fuck ups.

Waste of time talking to them. They are all programmed. Think Invasion Of The Bodysnatchers, and you'll be about right. We need to take out the greenhouse in the garden at Number 10.

The Hitch said...

kev youre a good looking bloke

im not remotely queer but can see that

and the beard suits
they dont suit me

Newmania said...

The England hooker , Gerorge Shooter has a beard and he isn`t old I was maazed . Hopw many bearded young men do you see..

Gays like it apparently .


Am I getting too serious ? I think I am at the extreme unserious end of political blogging. More gags from now on then.

Oh and Lillith, the one who needs a slap is you as we know eh...( spotted)

fuchsia groan said...

We hear from friends in the area that Bruton is now the Notting Hill of Somerset. All fancy delis and rich London folk.

Philipa said...

I'm sure you asked me for a link to my blog Lilith. Don't be put off by the handsome honey almost naked in the shower, complete with body hair. Sadly it's not a picture of Kev but... we could ask??