Thursday, 20 September 2007

Hippy

I am developing a huge spot in the middle of my forehead. I blame Electro-Kevin and an overdeveloped empathic nature. I thought I would post this picture of me taken before the spot takes over, as I may be scarred for life.


34 comments:

electro-kevin said...

Crikey.

Is that you ? With your hair down ???

Gulp.

Lilith said...

Yes, Kev. That's me pre-spot. Also Pre-blogging. Hair longer these days, but puppy working on that one...

I have decided to call my spot "Kevin".

electro-kevin said...

PS, my spot has gone - no scarring.

Lilith said...

The photo is two years old. Don't seem to have anything recent. Camera seeks out flowers, puppies and children...

Lilith said...

I am so glad to hear it Kev! Did you have it lazered?

Lilith said...

Or "lasered"?

Lilith said...

Of course your spot has gone Kev! It's moved to my face! I shall sue.

electro-kevin said...

I sent it to you via a computer virus.

Tee tree oil. Apparently milk is full of hormones so I've cut back on that a bit. I've had some spots on my back too. I wouldn't mind revisiting my teenage if it meant I had a raging hard-on all the time too but alas this is not so :-(

Nu Labour can try in vain to extract my DNA - for public records - fortunately I had the foresight to get rid of it all one weekend when I turned 13 and my parents were away.

Lilith said...

Thanks Kev, yes, I am wandering about smelling like an Australian Pharmacy.

Lucky that, about your DNA. What foresight! Mine got mixed up with a radioactive howler monkey's when I was in Bridport...

electro-kevin said...

On their return my parents had to call an ambulance. I'd put myself into a coma - dehydration and protein defficiency so they tell me now. They'd put me on a saline drip and played a tape of I Think I'm Turning Japanese over and over.

When I eventually came round I realised that not only had I lost my DNA helix from every cell in my body, but that my fingerprints had worn down as well - I would make the perfect criminal. Unidentifiable but for poor eyesight, wobbly knees, premature hair loss and a dick like a boxing glove.

True Blue said...

Lilith and Electro : Now that you two are joining up`your spots I thought I`d join in!
Darling Trubes once had a sinister looking thing on his hooter and was referred to a Consultantant by his then GP, Dominic, who announced it was a Rodent Ulcer, DT was petrified, I wasn`t much help and found it rather amusing,(bad bad wife).
All was well though, when the Consultant examined it, he roared with laughter and said "Good God" Dominic`s sight must worst than ever, it`s a burst blood vessel.
Apparently Dominic was a Plastic Surgeon but had to give it up because of his poor eyesight, thus becoming a GP. We should have guessed about his poor eyesight because he wore Cosmo Smallpiece glasses !

BTW. Lilith You look very pretty in your picy, if your spot doesn`t go, wear a big hat !

Lucien Modo said...

Were you not on the cover of H&E eight months ago?
I seem to recall a cheese fondue in the foreground.

Webley-Bullock said...

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date".

We are proud to be acquainted with such a lovely lady! The Lt. Col has asked me to print off five copies for him to spread around the Estate, and we will be asking you to present the prizes!

There isn't actually any event where we will be having any competitions, but judging by the shortness of breath from Mannerings, and some muttering about 'heat under his collar', we'll just accept that you will be very welcome anyway.

We'll have to keep this picture away from William though, you know how excitable he gets!

Toodle doo,

DorisX

Lilith said...

No Lucien, I was inside the back cover with a medicine ball. Close, but no cigar.

Doris, you are too kind. Tell the Lt.Col. that I shall be round before too long to plant a big smacker on him.

Trubes! Poor DT. I once got an emergency appointment (via my GP) to see a dermatologist, as a misshapen brown patch had appeared above my elbow. The day before the appointment I realised it was a Henna stain...

Wow. E-K! I didn't know you could do that to your DNA. I am presuming your single helixes were alright though...

Hugs all round!

Nick Drew said...

Well, spotty, it seems you've mortally offended ToryBoys

(as have HG and I)

Quaking in our boots, I'm sure ...

Tuscan Tony said...

Nice pic - is the spot rough puppy-tongue induced?

idle said...

Are you Tracy Emin's much-better-looking sister?

I have notoriously wonky sight, as my shooting mates remind me.

Good luck with the zit. If it's in the right place I suggest a bit of red paint and pretend you are an injun.

mutleythedog said...

I had always assumed you were a man .... I am not sure why..

electro-kevin said...

I had always assumed that Mutley was a WOman. Isn't that true, Mutley ? Do you remember ?

Loved your comment on Ingsoc BTW, Mutley - you have a long memory indeed.

"What's done is done ..." or similar.

Lilith said...

Tory Boys has been steaming my wee for a while now, Nick. GRRR.

Tracy's Bed is more tragic than mine, Idle. And I would'nt want the job of preserving her worn undies for future generations neithernor.

No TT. E-K gave me The Spot.


Mutley, that will be the deep voice and the size 13 feet...

Mutley is all Dog, E-K, how could you not know that? Is it the way he licks your toes and snuffles in your ear?

Philipa said...

With a face like that she's moaning about one spot?!! Tuh, no pleasing some people.

Last year when I wasn't eating properly I got really painful deep spots on my back...ugh! hair fell out in clumps, all that. i thought it was a health problem but obviously I was just emailing EK too much and turning into him. Check your hairbrush Lilith and watch out for mood swings - it's the hormone changeover....Grrr.

I'll be camping next! (If only I had your strength EK)

Philipa said...

Lilith - I very rarely had spots until recently but when I had both a spot and a beau I would zap the spot with TCP; God knows what it did to the spot but it kept the beau at a distance til the spot had gone.

Bit like Mum's cold rememedy- half and half milk and whiskey with sugar to taste, warmed up. It didn't get rid of the cold but you were so out of it you didn't care.

-eve- said...

Can;t see the spot. You have nice eyes (gives one the feeling that you have a sense of humour ;-)), and REALLY nice hair...

Lilith said...

Pip you are kind. I used to do the TCP zap too..apparently they still make it, as next door use it on their dog's skin(!?)

E-K has much to answer for...I found myself wondering about train driving as a career change the other day.

Eve, there is no spot because its not a recent pic...I currently look as if I am wearing an exotic bhindi.

Some find my sense of humour a little weird ;-)

The Hitch said...

wow lilith
you have nice hair
not to shabby looking either
always imagined that you were kev in a dress
(hes gorgeous though)

The Hitch said...

*coughs*
were you naked for that photo ?

Doesnt really matter, just interested
*coughs*
have you thought about publishing the bottom half?
*looks furtive*
if you could wear boots and flex a whip some of us may be very happy
On the other hand it ws great to see your face, its a nice one (+:
hope your carpets are still poop free

Lilith said...

E's Lush, Hitch, as we say out West.

Since that pic was taken I have found 4 grey hairs :-(

And no, I was wearing a tye dye vest and jeans.

Lilith said...

It has been a bit pooptastic around here today. He had a beef bone and a worming pill within 24 hours...all outside thankfully :-)

Elby the Beserk said...

Hitch, Lilith's boufriend here, the sometime to blog Elby the Beserk. All i have to say really is


SMIRK

:-)))))))))))))))))))

C that wierd argentinitan hunchback dwarf scored for you today. Odd to think that City are now c£1 billion better off than 'Nyted. Mwahahahahahah

The Hitch said...

elby
I have never read a posting so incoherent (apart from those by my wife mu tai dong)
And as I dont have a death wish(mr lilith is huge)I never say anything suggestive about her.
It is nice to see her though.

Elby the Beserk said...

Hitch (Hotch? Potch? Hatch?) - most City supporters with the best part of 50 years to their name supporting them are at best incoherent, or worst , sectioned. The worst prof football game I have ever seen in my life was City .v. Bristol Rovers when we were in the (real) third division. Grown men were throwing themselves from the upper tiers of the Kippax. Shocking.

My girl is a bit gorgeous, and I have no objections to others saying so!

The Hitch said...

Good looking and funny
Mr Elsby
good catch (+;

Newmania said...

What kissable lips you have Lillith. It was wise to have this picture taken before you became a leper though.

Come back when your pretty again

Lilith said...

When I was 16 Newmania I had a number of nicknames, most quite innocent and related to my name, but Luscious Lips was one of them :-) (mainly because I always wore lipstick)