Otium cum dignitate.
Plenty of pepper... you know the rest.In answer to your question.Did have many laughs.Haven't stopped producing green water from my rectum. (My Doctor very excited. He usually only gets to dish out statins, and proscribe asthma inhalers.)
... Why your homosexual (such as Orton, Bacon, Williams, and Burrows) would choose to look for Greek Love in a country where one's arse is already being put to the test is quite beyond me.
What the "F" are you talking about Lucien ? I was about to send a cheery note to Lilith and new puppy Pig Dog !
Same carpet as us. For God's sake don't rub his nose in it - you'll be drawing static electric sparks from him for weeks !
Good to have you back Lucien. Sorry to hear about the rectum.Trubes, he's gorgeous isnt he?E-K. Ha! Its a shocking carpet. Put it down when I was a single woman, no plan for boys or dogs...cream carpets and dogs dont mix. The bloke who sold it to me said "You can bleach it clean" which slightly alarmed me.
Lilith! Very apt, as I've just got up to take JR terrier out and she didn't want to go...So she stayed in.Then she went...So we've just got back!And I've cleaned the carpet and the Vanish is back where it belongs, next to the Jack Daniels.He's great isn't he!
I'd check his diet, lilith. He appears to be pissing pure mercury.
Little dog = little puddle. But oh, so cute!Lol @ Idle.
3 husky pups at Exeter yesterday - awww !
"Scroblene - gets all those pesky puppy smells out of your carpet! And 1001 other jobs too!"Don't they melt you Scrobs, even with the accidents...
Ha ha ha Idle. Forget the Goose that Laid the Golden Eggs...We have the Puppy who Pissed Pure Mercury! We're rich!
Perhaps you need a puppy E-K. A little more chaos in your life? They are LUSH.
3 questions:1. How many £££ of damage has been done so far by the little pooch?2. How many priceless possessions are now a pile of stuffing/material/scrap metal?3. ..but are you happy?
Very little damage so far, Tuscan. He is a fast learner and very willing. My girl taught him to sit in 10 minutes and he knows where his lavatory is, even if he doesn't always make it! We are having heaps of fun..he is so very cute and doggy!
Haha, he looks so guilty! :-)
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