Thursday, 12 July 2007

So this is what happened to E-K's blog!


76 comments:

Newmania said...

I like EK , I hope he isn`t going to disappear .He used to make some fantastic comments .

Newmania said...

...I like you as well Lillith , but only because I fancy you...I `m whispering this in case BF...(ssshhhh) is watching .

Lilith said...

Who is "BF" Newmania? I am touched that you can find a lefty liberal feminist attractive...

I suspect E-K has to do some mopping up and has no time to blog. You know how it is when the toilet explodes..the usual stuff..the insurance won't pay out, the wife threatens to leave, the builders deny all responsibility, the cleaning lady has to be taken to court... he is still commenting..

electro-kevin said...

A liberal lefty feminist who visits the Hitch can't be all bad.

Hi, Newmania.

Philipa said...

I think it's all Newmania's fault - he's started a trend. Sadly I learned today that my case is conclusive so you've got the baton E-K; when you come back I'd like to see a comment on the latest girls book (a sort of girls version of the dangerous book for boys) including some comment on what we should teach boys and girls (is it shaping gender expectations to teach girls to sew? Apparently they are also taught how to pout and control their boyfriend!)

I like your political comments E-K as Newmania remarks on everyone's opinions but mine! The solution to the chattering classes is bloody obvious - if they're going to be ill educated and bored then give them something to do! With no employment then of course they are going to fornicate, get drunk and take drugs. £20 pw for smug marrieds won't solve anything.

Scroblene said...

Isn't it odd, getting comments from E-K, but he doesn't exist in the Grobblespherical any more...

Ayscoughe-Hussey's come back after a dreadful time with his pig, so I expect Kevin will return...

I really do need to do some work; all this worrying about everyone going away, and Mrs S and I sitting here talking about the good old days, and what we're having to eat tonight, and taking the dog for a walk, and I've got to write two offer letters by 4.00pm and there's no hope now of catching the post, so I'll have to email the blasted things, and then they'll get kicked back just before I shut down, and the laptop will take ages to get going again, and then it'll be time for a swift glass of 'the chilled', and by then it will be too late, and Mrs S will be watching Neighbours so I'll be outside looking at the cucumbers again...

Oh hellfire, I do need a break...

mutleythedog said...

What is wrong then Mr EK? I am v. disappointed you know - you have not been yourself since the visit...

Newmania said...

Who is "BF" Newmania? I am touched that you can find a lefty
( Boy...friend....shhsshh )
Oh but I do L . I am hoping for more pictures of you. As you are a "feminsist lefty" the silence of the image will one of its many charms. After all you can`t wear dungarees and no make up and sensible sshoes all the time can ya coach.

P
I like your political comments E-K as Newmania remarks on everyone's opinions but mine!

What are you talking about P , I always answer ..I have been busy perhaps I missed something.

mary jane rotten-crotch said...

I always though E-K was a twat !

He has a small weener as well.

Scroblene said...

Lilith,

Dear Lilith...

Can you get round there and get him to see sense please; I want to watch something on TV, and can't while everyone is faffing around...

If he's after more money, then I'll send a postal order for five bob; but let's just get it all back on the tracks before anyone does something silly!

You know you can do it you gorgeous hussey!!!

Senior Cardinal Rastus Oble-Ne
(Confessioner to the Scrobility).

Lilith said...

Mr Cardinal, Sir. I am afraid my capacity to influence is be wanting. Firstly Devon is nigh on impossible to get to and secondly, moors make me nervous. What if he has that flame thrower fire lighter thingy and he points it at me? Worse, what if I am seconded by the rowing team! Or read my rights by the twins...noooo...this is not an undertaking I can volunteer for...Send Mutley!

Lilith said...

Modo has gone too! Every time I get a crush on a blogger they disappear! Shit shit shit.

Scroblene said...

Lilith,

'Moors make me nervous'! Poetical or what?

Then you need bigger flags for shouting in semaphor!

He'll listen if you wave enough!

mutleythedog said...

I aam happy to lead an expedition to Exeter - I have been there once before and narrowly escaped being press-ganged into the Exeterian Navy to fight against the Potato Barons of Bristol... but thats another story. I think Hot Air Balloon is the safest way to approach Exeter these days as the Great Swamp is irradiated an full of terrifying monsters....

mutleythedog said...

I aam happy to lead an expedition to Exeter - I have been there once before and narrowly escaped being press-ganged into the Exeterian Navy to fight against the Potato Barons of Bristol... but thats another story. I think Hot Air Balloon is the safest way to approach Exeter these days as the Great Swamp is irradiated an full of terrifying monsters....

electro-kevin said...

No no no ! Everyone, don't come to Devon, it's such a mess right now. The place is clogged up with rescue personnel when what we really need is ... Bob Geldoff ! Someone get hold of that bastard quick - we want his money and we WANT IT FAWKIN' NYE !

electro-kevin said...

Message for Mary Jane.

You bitch-cow I am NOT a twat !

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

"Moors make me nervous..."

Do you know the Orientals make me laugh out loud.

Lucien Modo said...

Do you find them inscrutable Mr. A~H?

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

Indeed I do Mr. M.

Lucien Modo said...

They drive the buses around here you know?

hatfield girl said...

Bloggers with the wrong attitude get offed. Then they reappear in comments saying they will still be around.

But their brains have been taken out and refitted freshly on message.

Only Newmania has escaped and is writing again in his original brain.

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

You don’t say?

Lucien Modo said...

I do, I do.

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

Well I never!

Lucien Modo said...

Ms. L, has an issue with Moors.

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

That not very liberal is it?

Lucien Modo said...

Tad racist if you ask me.

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

Well live and let live.

Lucien Modo said...

As you say Mr. A~H

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

Do you think that Hatfield Girl was being rude about us Mr. M?

Lucien Modo said...

Do you think so Aloysius?

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

Seemed so...

Lucien Modo said...

Fuck her...

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

Really my dear Lucien!

Oliver Gosling said...

A person could begin to feel a little left out here!

Lucien Modo said...

Oh shut up you poof!

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

Tiresome chap!

Oliver Gosling said...

Beg pardon!

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

Granted

Lucien Modo said...

Granted.

T. P. Fuller said...

... Hello? Am I too late?

D. C. Warmington said...

Bugger!

Bent Onderdonk said...

Keef?

electro-kevin said...

Golly - how popular you've become since I 'left', Lilith.

Ed said...

Come back EK!

By the way Philipa I agree with you.

Philipa said...

Thank you Ed, I agree with me too :-)) Come back E-K!

Bunty Binstock said...

Oh Joy! All my old chums have been in! I wish I could invite you all for a large glass but I am still on the road...I am sure I have romany blood...I think though that I might be related to Fitzroy Maclean, which could explain the wanderlust...

Newmania said...

Everybody loves lillith . I think its since she showed those cute pictures of herself .

How does it feel to be a Blogging heroine L ?

Lilith said...

Oh how lovely! I think HG is right that Newmania is blogging with his usual brain but I am worried E-K will be brainzapped. It is lovely that Mr Fuller, Mr Warmington, Mr Ayescoughe-Hussey, Mr Gosling and Mr Modo are all still with us too. Without them I would be so ill-informed and under stimulated.

£20 a week for marrieds? Nah, Philipa, won't persuade me to marry even my true love...

Lilith said...

Mutley, E-K is so popular I think we need to work on his Guilt Nodes...you know the sort of thing, "How could you leave us now.." or "I can't think of anything to write now that you are gone..." or even threats: "We will blockade your toilet until you blog again.." or "I have saved the page on your in-laws and I will post it to them if you don't start blogging again.."

Lilith said...

Moors make a lot of people nervous. It's not racist, just that the mysterious and unknown can be frightening..and they can be so DARK...People have fought against moors many many times, but we still have Exmoor, and Dartmoor, and Bodmin...proving you just can't do battle with a moor and win. For some its a crusade.

Sorry about that, the sun isn't over the yard arm yet.

Lilith said...

So sorry for misspelling your name Mr AA A-H...how are you pronouncing that by the way? Is it "Eyesco"

Lilith said...

Mr Modo. Please do not swear at HG. She is fragrant, gorgeous and has Biba dresses in her cupboard.

Lucien Modo said...

If Stalin was standing before you in a Biba dress, he would still be Stalin M'am.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

So what DID happen to E-K's blog?

The message he left me sounded like a Red Indoan Chief had got him.

Lilith said...

HG? Stalin? Your just jealous, Mr Modo,that she has alcoholic apricots falling from the trees in her garden.

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

Well said Mr. M. Lilith right now I sit before you in a fine grey Turnbull & Asser cashmere suit (though it indeed was my Grandfather's) does this mean I can get away with rape and pillage? Of course not, that would be the actions of an off the peg type of man.

Lucien Modo said...

Alcoholic apricots..?

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

My we could go visiting Mr. M?

Lucien Modo said...

Armstrong Sidley Fueled Mr. A~H?

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

Sadly no. Nippard used the last of the petrol cutting the lawns yesterday...

Lucien Modo said...

Fuck the Pope!

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

...Quite.

Lilith said...

Lucien! And you a man of letters, living in the Vatican! Perhaps that is just what your instructions from the Cardinal are on this fine day...

Lucien Modo said...

That old Nazi? I would have to think long and hard to even consider kissing his ring.

Lilith said...

Is that what you said to the Cardinal?

Newmania said...

If I see one more nasty word directed at the gorgeous and saintly HG who I love with a pure and chivalrous passion I shall horsewhip the offender . That woman is a marvel

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED


Nah, Philipa, won't persuade me to marry even my true love...



Good so you are still in the market basically then.....

electro-kevin said...

OK I'm back - I'm addicted.

You have to click on my name here. The link in your blogroll will not work on my new address

Scroblene said...

And I missed all this banter!

Getting ratted at The Kent Show has some benefits, but not being able to interject on reasoned debate such as above, really sticks in my craw. (What is a craw)?

Any way, we got the old lad back, and he's beginning to feel wanted again!

So, well done Lilith!

Tuscan Tony said...

69th comment E-K, you old dog!

It should be short work to get Lilith's comments up to 100 - better than digging over the vegetable patch this weekend by a long chalk.

Tuscan Tony said...

scrobster, you old blue pekin - where's my eggs then? I bet you left them at the Harvey's bar there, ye young devil!

Philipa said...

"£20 a week for marrieds? Nah, Philipa, won't persuade me to marry even my true love... " - me too, wouldn't persuade me either!

A big dick on my true love and a huge pension fund might attract my attention though.... maybe... nah.

Remember, if you're on the Moors don't stray from the path.

Lilith said...

Hey, welcome back E-K! Look how you boosted my blog! I think I shall have to have a regular E-K Corner or some such...like a franchise only cheaper! I noticed he was in at 69 too TT!

Scrobs, don't get sunburnt!

Bick dicks, large pensions, Jaguar E-types, these are all very well and good in their way, but what you have to ask yourself is "Does he make life sweeter/simpler/more worth living"?

Lilith said...

Er, that's BIG dicks, not bick dicks.

electro-kevin said...

Well I'm afraid my pension's stuffed ...

;-)