Sunday, 15 July 2007

Boys, this one is for you.

Forget your Glocks and your Berettas and your Saiga 410s, here is a gun every boy can enjoy! Boyfriend just loves to fire it off in the kitchen just behind my head.


http://www.amazingflygun.com/main.asp

32 comments:

The Hitch said...

been there done it.
I like to zap the beasts with a rentokill nerve agent available from sainsburys , works a treat and has them down within a few seconds.

true blue said...

Lilith Jonathan Hemlock wants us to be his "loaders" the next time he goes shooting ! (see Hitch) Whad ya think ? I volounteered to be his Spaniel but of course couldn`t speak for you!
Being a city girl theres not a great demand for "loaders". Plenty of scope for "shooters" though !

Tuscan Tony said...

Off topic but you are on Radio 4 this morning right now - the chant of Greenham Common women introduces a piece on risk of accidentally exploding warheads there!

Tuscan Tony said...

Back on topic, great idea, I have 2 winging (if that's the right word) their way to Tuscany right now, from:

http://stores.ebay.co.uk/JUST-POKEMON

Thanks Lilith (+boyf)

Lilith said...

You are a very thorough man, Hitch.
I used that stuff before I had a crack shot Boyfriend. It would be a shame to spoil his fun.

Lilith said...

True Blue, Mr Hemlock must I am afraid, on this occasion, dream on.

I did all that trailing around after pheasants, guns, smelly dogs, wet feet, brambles, getting mighty pissed and well fed afterwards thing. I have moved on.
My nerves couldn't take it.

Lilith said...

Well done, TT, you won't be disappointed!

I shall have a "listen again", thanks for tip.

Boyfriend said...

Fly Guns just the ticket. Gave one to my older brother for his 60th last year (as the bottle of Penfolds Grange was not yet delivered). I have two now, so go go into a room with both guns blazing. All we need now is an automatic version

mutleythedog said...

Could be useful for pranks like knocking over a strangers drink in a bar from a safe distance, then enjoying the ensuing mayhem!!

Lilith said...

Well well TT. It looks like Greenham was chosen as the site to house American nuclear warheads inspite of being the "least safe" option of 11 sites.

It was sited there because the Americans wanted easy road access and Salibury plain handy. Fuck the 10 million citizens of Reading Newbury and London, and that's if only one war head caught fire....

It's so touching how our leaders have their citizens well being at heart, over all other considerations!

Tuscan Tony said...

Lilith, glad you found the piece on Listen Again. Quite so Lilith, when was the state ever inconvenienced in its machinations by us poor sods?

boyf, you are clearly a man of excpetional taste, I have a bottle of Grange that will be opened this Christmas, have been waiting 3 years as it was rather "young" when I got it.

Newmania said...

I need no fruit of babylon for me killin`. I stalk `em and swat and dem not fly much after that.

Boooo Shabba

electro-kevin said...

Great Newmania !

I go round with an air freshener and a lighter a bit like the flame-thrower they cobbled together in Alien. Murder on the curtains though.

Lilith said...

Ah,the whiff of testosterone! .... Why use a tack hammer when a sledge hammer would do just as well..?

I just love boys...

mutleythedog said...

I eat flies by the way..

Lucien Modo said...

Now it could be my imagination, but has the world all gone silent?

Philipa said...

Seen this one for boys and girls, from Newmania's site.

Newmania said...

Now we`ve had boys toys Lillith are you going to do something about Girls toys ....* evil smirk*

Scroblene said...

Mrs S has a miniature vacuum cleaner which gets the little sods into a clear plastic tube, after which you can do anything with them...

I can see the wasps in August getting a few clops though; this looks ideal!

Tuscan Tony said...

Off topic again Lilith but I have finally persuaded Mrs Tuscan to boost the ladies' contrib to the blogosphere and start one - and she is yet to to get her first comment - have you a moment to visit over the next couple of days? It can be found via tuscantony under Good Random stuff!

Thanks and byeeee!

Scroblene said...

I can't find your 'Good random Stuff' Tony!

Where is it; because I reckon Mrs TT is a lady of distinction and someone whom I will trust and like purely on account of her agreement to move to Italy, and keep up with you...

ps I'm 60 tomorrow, so no threat there... (Mrs S's instructions...)

Tuscan Tony said...

Ye gods scrobs, you are a techno-disaster, it's right ther under the bit about me being a club sandwich, entitled "good random stuff". I do hope the next decade for you brings you total IT consciousness.

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey said...

Rhumba..? I should coco.

Lilith said...

Blogger has disabled my blog. They have identified it as a "Spam Blog"...Thanks guys!

Tuscan Tony said...

Lilith, did they mean that aa a compliment? I like spam, especially grilled with dijon mustard - the very best!

Lilith said...

"Your blog is locked
Blogger's spam-prevention robots have detected that your blog has characteristics of a spam blog. (What is a spam blog?) Since you are an actual person reading this, your blog is probably not a spam blog. Automated spam detection is inherently fuzzy and we sincerely apologise for this false positive.

We received your unlock request on 19 July 2007. On behalf of the robots, we apologise for locking your non-spam blog. Please be patient while we take a look at your blog and verify that it is not spam."

So why take a look if you have realised I am not spam?

If my blog has the characteristics of a spam blog then your robots are fucking useless and you will never find spam blogs.

You are GCHQ and I claim my £5.00

Boyfriend said...

Spam Blog
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splog

Or even better, "splog". I like that word. Tho' there is an erudite discussion on Wikipedia as to whether there is a difference between a "spam blog" and a "splog".

You have 20 minutes and 200 words to elucidate. Or hallucinate.

TT thanks for your kind words. I am indeed a man of fine taste (especially with regard to women), my line being - If I like it, it's good - tho' with regard to Penfolds Grange, I don't think it really needs my seal of approval. Elder brother a good chap, and has agreed not to gargle the whole lot before we get down to the Great Wen to enjoy it with him.

Perhaphs I shall, like Mrs. TT, joiin in on this blogging, splogging lark. Thereagain, I may just wait until I am older and wiser ha ha.

Splog on, baby.

Newmania said...

Glad you are back up and running lillith. You can`t keep a good women down.( Pity)

mutleythedog said...

Lilith is back - I have seen hundreds of real Spam blogs, none are written at all....

Lilith said...

No, they still have me blocked.

Scroblene said...

Come on Lilith; show them you're cross!

It's all those little spineless men with nothing to do now all our cash is not being spent on stopping politicians wasting it.

You and I are now at the bottom of the list for ermine; (did you hear the click as you read that)?

Lilith said...

Nope, still can't post...Grrrrr.