Saturday, 26 May 2007

Too much excitement

I am about to meet Boyfriend's youngest. For the first time. She is 22. My tummy feels like a washing machine.

My little girl is going to Bulgaria with her Daddy tomorrow.

23 comments:

Ratty. said...

She probably feels the same

Lilith said...

She probably did Ratty. Possibly much worse. But she is a sweet angel. Your jaw would have dropped methinks Ratty.

Ratty. said...

Relationships can be very complicated. The one person I'm not looking forward to meeting is St. Peter! If it happens it will mean that I've got it wrong all my life.

Electro Kevin said...

Bulgaria is supposed to be nice. My colleagues are all buying houses out there - 7k gets you a 3bed. Fiver for a full-on restaurant meal.

Electro Kevin said...

I had a dream that I met St Peter.(It's the only dream I've woken up laughing from)

I said "I'm Kevin, can I come in please ?" He looked at his clipboard then eyed me scornfully before saying "After all that wanking ? You've got to be kidding !"

True, I swear.

Lilith said...

Bless you EK! I like waking laughing from dreams...seeing a flying penguin, or finding myself asking my female acupuncturist out on a date have done it for me...!!

Scroblene said...

Interesting subject about meeting people Lilith.

Paul McCartney lives round here, and when people see him and obviously recognise him, he has a great way of dealing with the situation.

He'll say something like 'You obviously know me, but what do you do'? Works every time.

I'm worried about meeting Melvyn Bragg, because I wouldn't have a clue what he was talking about!

Lilith said...

My girl met the panel of QI on Friday night Scroblene, when she went to see it recorded. They all gave Her-Sweet-Sixteeness their autographs willingly!

We are quite good at ignoring famous people in this country, (unless we can't place why it is we know the face and then we think we are looking at a friend of Aunty Doreen whose name we forget....) I have yet to see Johny Depp wandering around Bath however...

Lilith said...

Ratty, very complicated indeed. My sister, who hasn't spoken to me for 18 months, sent me a birthday present on Friday. No card. Just the gift. Positive Movement. And yet for decades we were best mates?

Ratty. said...

My sister, who hasn't spoken to me for 18 months,

I think family relationships are an even bigger minefield. I used to get on with my sister really well, we were very close on a personal level and in age. Then I fell out big time with the complete arsehole that she married and she naturally fell in line with him. We haven't been in contact now for 10 years which is sad.

Scroblene said...

That's sad Ratty.

There's a saying that 'What goes round, comes round'.

This is hardly brain splitting rhetoric, but, would explain that perhaps the bloke may not be around one day, and I'm sure you would want to help when she asks you.

Mind you, I'm still waiting to meet the bloke who made my life a misery at school...

Ratty. said...

Scroblene.
This is hardly brain splitting rhetoric, but, would explain that perhaps the bloke may not be around one day, and I'm sure you would want to help when she asks you.

Exactly. Nothing would give me greater pleasure.

Lilith said...

He must be a cunt Ratty, to expect his wife to remain estranged from her brother.

I expect the bloke who made your life a misery at school has had it back by now Scroblene.

I find it hard to be patient and let karma do its thing.

Ratty. said...

He must be a cunt Ratty, to expect his wife to remain estranged from her brother.

Lilith, an understatement. He is all the things I despise in a man. A bully, a coward, dishonest, arrogant, a liar and totally manipulative. She deserves a lot better.

Electro Kevin said...

Sounds like someone I know, Ratty.

Why are people like this ?

Ratty. said...

Mr. EK.

Why are people like this

I suppose they always turn up somewhere along the line - but to marry one is another matter.

Electro Kevin said...

And another to be his son.

Scroblene said...

Evening Lilith,

"I expect the bloke who made your life a misery at school has had it back by now Scroblene".

Wise words!

Actually, he has been in the public eye over the years, and I actually met someone who worked for him once.

When I said, 'Oh, I was at school with him', she asked me if he was as strange as she knew him.

Luckily, I managed a rare (very rare) quick, incisive answer...

'No, he was still a little shit then!' Thank goodness I got it right with her and all the other poor sods who had to work for him. She said he was hated by all, and their was much celebration - cheering indeed - when he was eventually sacked.

I think the comeuppance may have happened, but perhaps I'd like to read about it and enjoy.

Scroblene said...

Ratty,

You'll get that call believe me!

Scroblene said...

EK,

I hope to meet my bank manager.

I'm older than him, so I'll get there first...

mutleythedog said...

Was she sexy at all? Just wondered....


Bulgaria???

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Supposed to be becoming a bit of a tourist trap, Bulgaria.

Meeting your partner's parents is hard enough.
Meeting their children is a different ball game, I'd imagine.

Lilith said...

You will see your sister again Ratty.

We all have choices. It is a mystery why people chose to behave like cunts. Too much time is spent trying to understand cunts, and not enough time is spent excluding them from one's day to day life/sanctioning them.

Life can be very sweet, in the toughest of circumstances, if there is love and humour around.

Yes Mutts you old dog. She was exquisite. She had more eyelashes and milkier white skin than hitherforeto seen. Her Daddy is very proud. And Tall.

You see Scrobes, you got your revenge! Sweet.

Bulgaria. Looks pretty on the net. I think Baby Father is looking for old wooden spoons rather than property.

Not big on this second home thing that people aspire to even if it only costs 7k. Its difficult enough managing the one home. And you could get a lot of special holidays for 7k.