I have a friend you lived in a rainforest in Ecuador for 3 months. She said - and I don't know if this is true or what - but she said that sloths do not take craps. Instead, they "sweat" it out, through their skin. I have no reason to think she's making it up, except that it's just so weird.
I think being a cow is a much more honourable way of making a living. I think I would come back as a bovine simply for the respeck you get from Hindus - not so good if you happen to be born in England though.
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Lillith you don`t strike me as slothful you seem Tiggerish . Bouncy boucy boucy bouncy ,,and if I have this right , fun fun fun fun fun.
I `m often mistaken though
How about coming back as a lap dancer? Just a thought....
I think I would be a crocodile.
I have a friend you lived in a rainforest in Ecuador for 3 months. She said - and I don't know if this is true or what - but she said that sloths do not take craps. Instead, they "sweat" it out, through their skin. I have no reason to think she's making it up, except that it's just so weird.
So there's that to consider.
MMMMM but I can sleep for 10 hours if I dont set the alarm Newmania...
Tiggerish is not it really. I have been described as "Malapert" on a number of occasions though.
Mutley, wriggling around on embarassed pink men? Nah! As has been said, wisely, its like going to a restarant and only getting to smell the food!
Crocodile? Hmm. Do you feel vulnerable and defenceless Mutley?
Hi, Captain! I read that it takes them all day to have a shit...they climb down to the forest floor and back up again. Takes HOURS!
Its as much about attitude as lifestyle, the appeal of the sloth..look how smiley they are!
The average Sloth has a wonderful damp nose.
I think being a cow is a much more honourable way of making a living. I think I would come back as a bovine simply for the respeck you get from Hindus - not so good if you happen to be born in England though.
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