Otium cum dignitate.
Now are you going to publish a photograph sporting these swanky pants?
...also I think you might have to trim your topiary.
I have all shrubs, hedges and ornamentals under control, thank you Lucien
You little minx Lilith. Lady R. doesn't get an allowance for frivolous bits like that. We do an annual shop at the local government surplus shop where she is able to buy extremely functional and hard wearing draws.
Phwoar !But not for Chavettes - rolly-polly bellies and corned beef thighs.You must be a confident lady, Lilith.
mum! You never!! :-0where's my new basque?
Mrs. Goslin and I share the same underpants. Ex-British Navy issue, left me by my Great Uncle Beatty, and saw action at the Battle of Jutland.
Lilith.Can you please put me in touch with the young lady who models those skimpies. I have fallen in love with her hips and can not stop returning to take a look.
I like to vary underwear and have a range of gym knickers, longjohns, thongs and wispy things. And today I went commando but only because I couldn't find any pants and I was late.I am still using father-in-law's submariner smalls to scour particularly difficult saucepans.Kilod, I told you, one basque for each A grade....EK, I bought the matching bra too..Ratty, I am so sorry, she is having facial surgery to remove the warts and will need her false teeth redone to accomodate the subsequent changes in mandibular formation. She is at present indisposed. I shall direct her to your blog when she recovers.
Oh my god! Please don't bother, I'llstick with the picture thanks.
Send her to mine - I prefer my women with imperfections such as club feet or wonky eyes, stops me from thinking that it's all too good to be true.
Lilith.I am true to my word and have returned numerous times to take another look. I have downloaded the picture, subjected it to PSP, where I added a few short and curlies, just peeping over the top. The picture now enjoys pride of place on the mantelpiece next to Felix the goat's ashes.
Lilith I have been away hunting for houses and look what I miss. You fox. Those are just begging to be removed at the first opportunity .They will have a different message for each man but to me they sidled up and whispered something like this “ Oh new mania , I hope your hairy hands aren’t going to roughly grab my delicate and exquisitely tantalising folds of glistening promise. I just worry that your brutal fingers might tear …..eeeek “! XXXX
Poor Newmania ;->>
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