Thursday, 31 May 2007

Iraq Police Dancing

Fine shoulder action.

Russian police officers dancing

More MDMA in the's catching on!

Tuesday, 29 May 2007

Saturday, 26 May 2007

Too much excitement

I am about to meet Boyfriend's youngest. For the first time. She is 22. My tummy feels like a washing machine.

My little girl is going to Bulgaria with her Daddy tomorrow.

Its the Weekend

It has been a wobbly week. And old friend struggling with suicidal urges. I think she is on the up now.

Suicide. Grim. I have wanted to be dead, but never to kill myself. I think suicide creates more distress than it resolves in general, but then that is not the Suicide's problem. To be in a state of such bleakness as to imagine the world would be a better place without you, that you kids would cope fine, that your friends would get over it....

On the up side Patti Smith's new album Twelve has arrived and she is as splendid as she has ever been.

I am particularly enjoying the banjo on Smells Like Teen Spirit. It is all covers but she makes them her own.

Saturday, 19 May 2007

Jose's dog

I hear it is called Gullit


I don't support Chelsea but I hate Man Utd.

And this guy is a fine figure of a man.

To you Fergie

And to you Man Utd supporters.

Politics, Miracles and Weirdness

I am so glad that they took my advice and put some MDMA in the drinking water at last.

Thursday, 17 May 2007

Authentic New Labour Frontier Jibberish

I nearly drove over a roundabout listening to Ivan Lewis, a Health Minister on You and Yours yesterday. He is talking about the non delivery of hearing aids and comes in after 4 minutes 40 seconds or so.

Wednesday, 16 May 2007

Ex takes exception

I posted this picture of my ex previously.

He asked me to replace it with this.

Monday, 14 May 2007

Swiss Army Drum Corps

Check these dudes. This is the Swiss Army's secret weapon...

Saturday, 12 May 2007


I have done no paperwork since early March. Things are getting out of hand. My desk has disappeared under the weight of unattended to bumpf. The trouble is, when I sit down at my computer I check blogs. Then its time to do something else. So the paperwork piles up.

I have taken myself outside and had a word with myself. I may be some time. x

Thursday, 10 May 2007

Hips don't lie

Gomez - Whippin' Piccadilly

I would love to give these boys a cup of tea

Wednesday, 9 May 2007

Holy Cow

Those Hindus got me thinking. Reincarnation. If I could choose, I would be a sloth.

This is me.

Tuesday, 8 May 2007

Is that aftershave you are wearing or are you just trying to asphyxiate me?

This is what it does for many women. Try a toner from the bodyshop, or aloe gel, very soothing and anti inflamatory... And I recommend shaving cream from Crabtree & Evelyn.

Perfumes can be as bad. What is wrong with smelling clean? Or a natural plant smell from essential oil? Cheaper, and they don't make your eyes stream and nose run.

Thursday, 3 May 2007

Running Away

Found on Totally Un pc's blog

My Gran has come to stay from Florida

She is 96 and has always dressed like that.

The Figleaves Catalogue

This is a favorite website of mine. Boyfriend likes it too. Luckily it doesnt have one-click shopping. But last night I bought these.

Tuesday, 1 May 2007

Somerset Couture

This is my choice of wellie , or gum boot to be precise. My daughter sports these.