Tuesday, 24 April 2007

The Cost of Dying

http://www.inthenews.co.uk/news/politics/health/crematoriums-feel-strain-obesity-$1077304.htm

Perhaps Funeral Services could offer post death liposuction as a cheaper alternative? The human grease supplies could be processed by Lucien Modo. Would save thousands on building metre wide coffins and new furnaces throughout the country at huge cost to the council tax payer?

1 comment:

Ratty. said...

I intend to be buried at sea. Bit of canvas, few bricks, splash,job done.